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[Deleted member 43454]

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Lol, man I wish. My husky books it like he just escaped Alcatraz any chance he gets. That dog can run all day and night.

 

[Friday]

I love those dogs! But yeah. 3 feet of rabbit fence buried under the real fence, 10' high "obstacles" (it's the boundary for you to stay inside! Not a challenge!), craters-of-the-moon landscaping... And the ever popular :

"I know the command. I'm simply deciding whether or not it's a good idea. Your judgement is suspect."

 

[Deleted member 43454]

Hahaha, exactly.

 

[Spock]

Nice! When we had our whippet we never took a chance since no one would catch him.

 

[Spock]

 

[Jimmy1]

 

[Deleted member 43454]

 

[Barberian]

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[Spock]

 

[Barberian]

Not sure if this was posted here before by someone, but didn't want to not post in case it hadn't.

 

[OldDoorGunner]

5 Unshakable Facts

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.