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[OldDoorGunner]

 

[OldDoorGunner]

 

[Jimmy1]

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I just got this, isn't this the 'Pound' sign

 

[Kaishi]

Someone on the sis site wanted to know what on earth is a snowday & all I could think of was

 

[Deleted member 43454]

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Lol, ODG. I had to share that. :D

 

[OldDoorGunner]

 

[Jimmy1]

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to find her mother gone.
She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman.
In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight.
The mother-in-law was standing face-to-face with a lion
"What are we going to do?" his horrified wife asked.
"Nothing," her husband replied,
"The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

 

[Spock]

 

[Lee C]

 

[Lurch]

Well, guess I better start pursuing ebay.....thanks for the heads up. :p:D

 

[OldDoorGunner]

I DON'T GIVE A

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[Jimmy1]

Sorry if I offend anyone......


The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her

class one morning and she asked the question, 'When

you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body

Goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your

hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night.

Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God! I'm coming!'

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."