G.o.l.d

[Whitneys story]

What happened with two over active brains! Having ice tea and I ask my friend for sugar, which she produces along with a spoon. Then she says grab a fork, I burst out laughing and ask are you afraid I will use too much?

 

[amethist]

Hubby had me in hysterics again yesterday, all becaus eof a stupid conversation we were having about a motor sport race on TV.

It started with a car breaking down and crawling along at a slow pace. It went :-

Me "Whats wrong with it"
Hubby "Its fooooked"
Me "Why, what did he do"
Hubby "He foooocked it"
Me "Yea but what does his pit crew say"
Hubby "Its foooocked"
Me "Ok, so what has the mechanic said"
Hubby "Its foooocked.

This went on for ages as I could not stop laughing at the way hubby was saying Foooocked, it was just funny at the time.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

lol:laugh:

 

[Zef]

When our daughter was 3, she was playing this little pre-school game on the computer while we were in the next room. I started to hear some singing, so I snuck over to the door so not to disturb our daughter from singing.

As I got to the doorway, I heard the music of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star coming from the computer and my daughter was innocently singing her own lyrics. Her lyrics were, "Shit shit, shit shit, shitshit shit, shit shit shitshit shit shit shit. . ."

I started laughing so hard, I was crying and could barely walk, but I did what any good, responsible parent would do. . .I snuck away and got my wife so she could hear it, too. :)

We became extra careful about our language in the house after that.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

OH Zef this is hilarious. LOL:laugh::roflmao:

 

[amethist]

I know you should not laugh at those suffering, but hubby has me in stitches at the moment.

He has a bad stomach and is full of wind, from both ends. It is so bad he cannot bear the smell himself. :eek:

Guna be a rough night and he won't have bedroom windows open when he sleeps. :sick:

Would save me a fortune on gas if I could bottle it. :roflmao:

 

[amethist]

Picture this

Family sized pizza cooking nicely in the oven, plates warming ready for it coming out. The smell in the kitchen is so so appetizing.

Pizza cooked ready to come out, open the oven door and....

It end up upside down on the floor because the crust stuck to the glass Window.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :oops:

We could not clean it up for laughing, it was like something out of a carry on film.

We had duck wraps in the end, out of the freezer and cooked in the microwave.

 

[CraftyCath]

Your house sound so much fun Amethist!

I was on holiday with my hubby last year; there was only one bedside lamp and it was on my side. I wanted to go to sleep so I turned over in bed and H was still reading.

Well, I'm a naughty girl because I set him up big style. The lamp switch was on a chord that hung down slightly past the mattress so H couldn't see it. I pretended to be asleep but had my hand on the switch. He nudged my gently and whispered, 'Cath, could you switch the light off please?'

I yawned and said in a tired voice, 'Oh it has a clapper, you just clap and it goes off.'

'Really,' he said and promptly clapped! I switched the light out and poor H was amazed with this new technology. 'Wow! That's amazing, I've never seen anything like it!':roflmao:

Typically I could not keep quiet any longer, burst out laughing and had to 'fess up! :rolleyes:

Needless to say, he has never lived it down!:devilish:

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Oh Amethist you are full of mischief.:roflmao:

 

[amethist]

I intend to grow old disgracefully gizmo, just because I can. ;) :D

 

[Deleted member 12723]

(((Amethist)))

 

[amethist]

You should not really laugh at this, but you probably will anyway.

We went shopping for hubby some clothes today, and came back tired but happy.

so hubby takes his shoes off, puts one slipper on and screams his head off. His slipper was wet on the inside, and he thought the cat must have pee'd in it.

No she hadn't, but had gone 2 better that that and had been sick after eating grass, right in his slipper.

I howled with laughter and the slippers went in the bin.

He needed new ones anyway, so I will buy him some tomorrow.