Oy. I have done just about everything conceivable with my hair since I was discharged. But that was awhile ago, so I've had time to go nuts. Long, short, every color of the rainbow (including natural colors), relaxed it, locked it up, even extensions (free / required for my job once upon a time). That said... I do tend to go back to "meets regulations"... or close enough, it can hit my collar & whatever I don't care... As a neutral / when I'm not really thinking or caring about it. It's off my neck & easy to take care of.
My son though! Ha. He's hilarious. There's this little Iraqi barber shop we go to, and not only are they wicked good, but you can tell them service branch or organization, from several different countries and bam! Done. Perfect. With exactly the "feel" of that branch, in various styles (like lo the many versions of the USMC high & tight)even when the regs are technically the same. It started out with him wanting to be Agent Smith from the matrix one year for Halloween, and now I never know what he's going to look like, next. CIA/FBI/USN/USAF/IDF/KSA/RAF... The acronyms just go on and on.
It's amazing what a millimeter here or there can really do.
Kiddo, you're freaking me out. Go spike that or dye it blue or something.