Heard any good / bad jokes lately?

[LuckiLee]

I'll start.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. :)

I hope everyone has a good laugh today. XO

 

[Neverthesame]

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

 

[LuckiLee]

Haha .
Good one @Neverthesame!

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?



He didn't have the guts.

 

[Kopykat]

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?


Too many cheetahs!

 

[gealach]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

because the P is silent

 

[LuckiLee]

That's hilarious @brokenEMT. Thank you!! :)