ahh that rings a bell happier days indeed. The good old "North German Plain" was our stomping ground. I remember the "this is where the might of the British Army of the Rhine will stop Ivan" Crashout were hillarious, It was like
"the russian are comming" so we would mount up in our Knockers, AEC`s, 43`s Chieftans and Centurian`s and proceed to the Parade Square. only to find half the vehicles wouldn`t make the 600mtr trip down the main drag. The main road in camp used to look like bomb alley. Litteraly everything had to be jump started, and if it cut out on route, the guy behind would just ram you till you started again LMAO I swear blind if the russains had of invaded, our Rear Esch, would have been the fighting rear guard, one action after another while the frontline troops waited in Calias for us to catch up. Top speed of our troop back in them days was 30mph. Man were we happy when 43`s were traded in for Warriors, Chieftans and Centurians for Challenger, and all the Knockers, AEC and Militants for TM`s
I even remeber going to Berlin by Mil Train to collect weapons designated for our unit. three of us, an NCO, me and another bod. 2 SMG`s and 10 9mm rounds between us to defend our worldly goods against the russain`s. Could you imagine that today?
"Cpl Jones, take this landrover and 1 other person preferably a Pte who you don`t get on with, and transport 1 LAW and 10 rounds from Nad Alli to the guys in Sangin"
"Yes Sir, Right Away Sir"
" And don`t forget to hand both your modern day SA80 Rifle and the 100 5,56 rounds in at the Armoury and collect 1 and only 1 Post WW2 9mm SMG and 10 9mmHP rounds, You will not be needing your body armour and kevlar helmet either, and be quick about it"
"With all due respect Sir. go f*ck yourself"