A bit of southern wisdom here. One time there was a HouseFly who would never listen to anything the older flys would tell him which meant he was constantly chased by Flyswatters, got stuck on Flypaper or trapped in the fridge. One day the human left a package of lunch meat out on the counter with the mustard, bread and everything to make a sandwich. The elder flys told the upstart to be very careful as the human could come back at anytime. The know-it-all fly landed on the counter and began eating everything in sight. Sure enough while he was stuffing himself the human walked in with a swatter and began trying to flatten him. The little fat fly ran to the end of a knife, jumped and hit the floor with a thump.
The moral of this story is: Don't fly off the handle if you'r full of Bologna!
Just to lighten the mood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
