I Hate Bugs.

[Deleted member 541]

@Neverthesame Thanks..... as I was eating my apple w/peanut butter I read your reply to me and almost choked to death on It while reading. That'll teach you to go barefoot. SLIPPERS!!!! As I sit here sheeplishly with my bare feet.....

 

[Neverthesame]

Haha. @Silver.
The ladybugs, I don't mind for some reason. No idea why, it's a beetle, I don't like beetles. Except those. Totally fine with those.
I'll leave it alone till I go out for a smoke, then I pick it up, carry it out and let it go in the yard.

Everything else, I kill on sight.

Though, in response to the philosophical question from the arachnid roommate...

To my arachnid "roommate" I use the term loosely, as I have yet to receive anything in rent for your usage of the house for which I:

• Pay all the rent, utilities, cable ect ect.
• Clean
• Clean up after you! And all your meals and little forts you construct in every hard to reach place.

Oh yeah, and for God's sakes stop bringing kids into my house. You've got like 50 of the little terrors. Who's the father? Do you even know?
I remember the last guy you brought over you screwed him, then ate him!!!??!!

Luckily killing a spider isn't illigal or I'd be an accessory to some real legal trouble because of you.

Oh, and put your food in the fridge. Stop leaving it in your damn forts. It's unsanitary. Wrapping it up in a silk sheet doesn't make it any less gross.

I could go on for days, but the last thing I need you to understand little spider.
I am not in any way comfortable with you hanging out in the bathroom while I'm using it. Not cool.
Running out in front of me with my trousers at my ankles? NOPE!

Remember that you are a freeloading lump of creepy ugly cannibalistic crap...
Speaking of crap, where are you pooping?
That'd better be the reason I sometimes find you in the sink.

Remember, it's not illegal to make you "disappear".

AND STAY THE f*ck OUT OF MY LUNCH BAG!!

 

[Silver.]

lol @Neverthesame that is great! :)

 

[Neverthesame]

@She Cat I like the idea of slippers. I'm going to have to get a pair. For some reason I never thought of that. (seriously) :tup:

I'm also quite glad it was one of those Elder bugs, and not a centipede or tarantula or an ant pushing a thumbtack or something. :nailbiting:

Oh, and. Sorry for almost killing you. :bag:

 

[sedna]

Ugly spider calls itself my kids cat :(

 

[Neverthesame]

@coco9 Yikes. Imagine the size of the cobwebs that sucker must build.

At least it's big enough to eat mice, so you don't have to worry about your house becoming infested with cats. ;)

 

[sedna]

Its stalks me and jumps on my head while im sleeping- he has seven toes on his paws!

He's complicated, Im a straight woman, if I want to love something that takes longer than five minutes to understand, I'll become a lesbian or call my parents

This cat scares me

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Depends what kind of bugs and the quantity, and dive - bombing abilities, one ladybird = :inlove:

Swarm of ladybirds = :eek::dead:

Thank goodness for birds and other insect eaters ;)