I May Or May Not Be Engaged.

[Raven]

...So excited. I'm pacing my apartment with his tags around my neck and one of his old dixie cups on my head waiting until I have to leave for the train that will get me to the airport to pick him up, and deciding and redeciding what to wear for him at the airport.

Someone tell me to stop being so cheesy.

Even the pigeons I'm raising on my balcony are restless right now. He said he'd be honored to meet them, and I think he's the only man who hasn't thought me extremely odd for liking pigeons. I find spending time with my kids relaxing.

Needless to say, I probably won't be around much, if at all, in the next couple weeks.

 

[Sarg]

That's great, Raven! Everything will be cool, don't worry. Also, don't just talk, communicate. For a good relationship to exist, you have to really know the person, deep down. Talk about what's important to you and listen to what important to him. And then have fun! Dance, walk n' talk, eat at your favorite resturant.

Wish you the best.

Sarg

 

[JarHed]

Hey Raven

The beginning of a relationship is an exciting time. Or at least it should be. You're not being cheesy, just a bit nervous.

Sarg's advice is sage, have fun the rest will come later. Enjoy yourself.

Jar

 

[Raven]

Garter belts are the most complicated article of clothing ever invented besides maybe shirt stays. But they kind of do the same thing. No wonder these doohickeys went out of style in the 50's...

 

[Wagon]

Too much info. Where's the mystery?

Be good and have fun. Keep the Beast well in check and never be afraid to apologize for the f*cker because the beast won't.

Also thanks for letting us vicariously live a young budding relationship through your experiences. Best action I've had in years. Need to get back into practice.

Good Luck.

 

[Tim Cake]

Best wishes to you Raven.

 

[Anglesachse]

Hey Raven, Go f*ck his brains out girl. You deserve it.

And once he starts complaing he is getting sore, pore some baby oil on it, and he`s good for another couple of hours.

Look after your self darlin`

 

[Squaddiedave]

Got a feeling the baby oil may reach ignition point Anglesachse!
Enjoy Raven!

 

[Wagon]

You f*cking bastard. I hope Anthony hunts you down and not only prosecutes, but also gives us the address to send the KY Jelly and soap on a rope to.

You are such a f*cking c*nt.

 

[Wagon]

Because what you really need as a PTSD addled Veteran is a complete waste of space with no work ethic to blow your money on. Somehow this all makes it better.

Sometimes I really wish the world would go ahead and blow up already. WTF?

 

[Anglesachse]

Whoa, Wagon Cocker, Rip her Lady boy balls off.

 

[CAFTT0607]

f*ckin' really!?!?!?!? What a jackass! f*ck! I can't believe some people. I am speechless. Jackass!