Imagine The Last Thing He Knew Was Iwo Jima

[Jimmy1]

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[Anglesachse]

Yeah but hey, at least he is in the Guiness Book of Records?!

WTF?!

Thats seriously 1/5 of the article, like they couldn`t find anything better to f*cking say. "sorry to say your wife left you, your sons dead but hey look on the bright side, Dr Mengele has been experimenting on you and you now hold this record..................."

Why is it you can put your dog down so it doesn`t suffer, but some dick thinks this is OK?

Why am I not suprised to see a German Dr involved experimenting on a WW2 GI. Realy? no one thought this f*cking through?

What Yank dick woke up in the morning and thought "Lets have a look and see whos life we can f*ck up today"

I hope to hell he doesn`t have to deal with the VA because that would be the final insult.

And to boot, some Politician will no doubt have the great Idea of Parading him out to show off to the World to boost an ego trip, along the lines of "We`re celebrating D-Day, have a flag to wave" and "Look world what we can do, Muhahahaha!!"

Poor bastard

He realy didn`t deserve this

 

[Grizzly]

That's amazing. Imagine if that really happened. Where would you begin? I'd be the would have quite a bit of money saved from his VA disability.

 

[atilla]

I wonder if they started working on his claim before he came out of his coma, or if the VA has come up with some bullshit that he wasn't processed until he woke up? You know they have been expecting this hero to die for years, and experimenting on him....all of a sudden, boom...what do we do with this one? Going to take a while on this claim...As a former grunt I can totally understand that at any time during my service, my last memory on this earth could've been combat, death, pain..you expect it, but to wake up 60+ years later and.....WTF. Never too late for a welcome home, Brother.

 

[reddevil1111]

What a mess. Seriously! The man didn't deserve this. I only hope the best for him. What a shit sandwich he has to eat.

 

[Grizzly]

You all realize this article is composed for levity and satire?

 

[JarHed]

I don't think they did him a favor by reviving him.

 

[atilla]

I could imagine the first three questions this man would ask: 1 WTF, 2. where's my brothers, 3. Did we win. Oh and maybe why is this "kraut" Dr. working on me?..No offense with the "kraut", vernacular of his time.

 

[Jimmy1]

They would have to lock him in a room like on Captain America. How could he handle someone Skyping on an I Phone?

 

[Friday]

You all realize this article is composed for levity and satire?

Waaaaaaait a second.

The Onion, I'm familiar with.
This is like that?

 

[atilla]

Wtf...is this bs or is this a real story..::reply?

 

[Jimmy1]

No it's a true story. poor guy, they should of left him.