Insert Swearish Rant Here

[Neverthesame]

To the numpty that thought it was a good idea to stack the large melon bins 5 high...

You're a f*cking moron. It's a miracle you didn't kill somebody. You scared the shit out of quite a few people.

Spoiler: The Picture

Idiot.

 

[ladee]

OH MY Gosh!!! ^^^^^ So glad nothing happened! Idiot indeed!!

 

[Ronin]

Wanker. Whole three of you.

I hope someone stacks up melons at your work place, and then drops it.

 

[Neverthesame]

Second time on this thread in one week and it's only Thursday... hotdog...

At work, tried to order lunch, tap card... Declined...? Wait, what?! Okay weird. Go to ATM. Invalid card... What the f*ck!?

Call number on card. "We care about our customers, please call back during business hours." f*ck YOU!!!

Go on Google... useless like always. Though apparently the Bank of America has some great interest rates. Great, I'm trying to problem solve but all results are now adverts.
Oh and of course, "15 Things about money banks don't want you to know!" Hurr-durr f*ck, f*cking, f*ckety f*ck!

In a last ditch effort to learn what the f*ck happened, I tried Twitter.
Bingo!
Apparently the card I have was a joint venture with another credit agency. For some reason they are no longer working together, so my card was automatically cancelled as of midnight tonight.

Ok so at least I know I'm not the victim of a crime. Of that I'm grateful.
That being said, having my card expire 7 months early without any idea this was coming...?
f*cking infuriating! I have to go to the bank after work today. I work nights, I work tonight. I am tired, I just want to go to bed. Especially after the massive adrenaline spike from thinking I had been robbed. Why the f*ck was Twitter the only place to find this out?

TWITTER??!! What kind bank uses Twitter for this shit? f*ck off!
Why can't I just get mail like normal? f*ck the trees man, just mail me shit! This was something I needed to know. Why would I check Twitter? Why would anyone? The world's gone screwy.

But fine whatever. I least I know my money is safe, even I can't get to it. Thank God I bought cigarettes this morning or I'd be in a right state.

f*cking ludicrous.

 

[Upside Down Eagle]

RRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ok I´m good.
No swearing needed... yet.

 

[Ronin]

Wanker.

You got to work on your shades act.
& FFS, stop dragging your wife into things, poor creature.

 

[LuckiLee]

Stupid f#cking fireworks!!

 

[Keming]

To the owner of the local liquor store:
Hiding a realistic toddler-sized doll in the bushes so it looks like there's a dead child half-buried under the foliage is not funny, you motherf*cking shitstain.

sobbing with rage. goddamned normies. stupid f*cking normies and your stupid f*cking cruelty.

 

[Friday]

How the f*ck is it difficult to understand that if you wake someone up by screaming at them they’re going to be pissed off???

And FFS... in what mtherf*cking universe is waking up -after being screamed awake out of a sound sleep- all sweetness and light and eager to do that person’s bidding with a smile on your face and a spring in your step... a valuable life skill??? It’s not. It’s simply not. Even the military capitalizes on the explosive rage that kind of wake up causes, and you’re not. even. responsible. for. your. actions. In the first 30 seconds of being screamed or kicked awake. Because common goddamn sense.

“He’s not going to get very far in life.” Che cazzo vaffunculo fai, asshole.


If you have to explain this shit to someone? They’re too stupid to be worth explaining it to.

:speechless:

 

[ChildofGod]

F$ck you, lazy bum for not helping me out. Must be so nice to have everything handed to you on a silver platter. Your lack of responsibility is truly mind numbing.

 

[bellbird]

f*ck PTSD.
f*ck the person who caused it.
f*ck the symptoms it causes.
f*ck all of it, really.

 

[Ronin]

What kinda pub don’t have a beer, & what kinda bar don’t have Irish, & whats up with the closing early....

IDK if to be most pouty motherf*cker in town or laugh at that bad luck, twice a week. Timing. I sucks at.