List The Titles Of Your Threads Which You'll Probably Never Write:

[Marlene]

I actually own cassettes from breathing and cathartic release retreats, of similar sounds, which I've previously participated in in my life. But nevermind that, ...................you're too funny!

This was actually inspired by yesterday morning's unexpected memory ambush and then I'm sick to my stomach. So my body's reaction to the extra acid in my stomach was to start burping. Lovely. All I could think was I'm my own musical section when this crap starts up.

Thanks, hope.

 

[Lucycat]

Oh I wish I could burp.
The pain of that trapped wind and for me there is no escape. I have never been able to burp. Just the way I am.
My husband assures me I do part with it eventually - usually when I am asleep:eek:

 

[TEL]

This is a GREAT thread! I sure needed some good laughs and got 'em here. Thanks to everyone who is able to write title w/humor. It is good to laugh....let's see if I can add to it...

"Had A Great Revelation just now..Oops, it just flew away..What was it???"

"Just Don't Think About It And It Will Go Away"

"If You're REALLY A Christian, These Things Won't Ever Bother You"

 

[Abrasky]

That's funny Marlene. I think I am going to laugh for the rest of the day. lol. I wonder what a PTSD musical would sound like. What instruments would you have. I will be the wind instrument. I will get a brown paper bag and blow air into it.

 

[intothelight]

I will be percussion, I am always tapping my feet or hands as a way to relieve nervous energy. I'll just add a beat!

 

[Heather]

I haven't heard from my mother in almost a week. I keep wondering if she's dead. Or hoping maybe?:devilish:

(Do I need anger management?)

 

[Mockingbird13]

Laminated PTSD Cards - gets you out of any situation - screwed up ? Got caught ? just flash em this card it will get you out of anything !!

 

[Heather]

just flash em this card it will get you out of anything !!

Kind of like Monopoly......Get out of jail free card:laugh:. I like that.......Mockingbird great idea!

 

[Heather]

Here's the cards my therapist and I use...it's increased out communication skills leaps and bounds :roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Heather]

Thanks mom for once again calling me "ugly" to my face. What was the number to that gun store? Bring me that phonebook NOW!!!

 

[Heather]

No, Here's the thread that I really want to write but I'm not going to:

God, I hate that f**king B*tch and I wish I had the nerve to blow her brains out because it'd be worth going to jail for the rest of my life....just seeing the look on her face while I watched her die.

 

[Mockingbird13]

Please give me the strength to Hate..because Loving you is killing me !!