List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[Deleted member 541]

Question????? Is that the same frog as "The Blender Frog?" or "The Frog in the Microwave?" Kind of sick....But I love them... hehehehehehe

Wendy

 

[Kathy]

No, not the same Wendy. The Crazy Frog is an animated character. Rather than me explain, here are a couple of links:

wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Frog
youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=be2AUvIZLtE

 

[Deleted member 541]

Thanks Kathy,

I did watch them....I think I will stick with the blender frog or hamster or whatever it was. I guess I have a warped sense of humor........LOL!!!!

With PTSD..A sense of humor is a plus.

Wendy

 

[Kathy]

GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas (AP) - June 17th, 2007

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of the books have been lost.

A presidential spokesperson said that Bush was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

 

[2quilt]

Can You Get Married in Heaven?

CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple die the same day, together. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER!

 

[illuminating_anchor]

hahaha that was great.

 

[Kathy]

From Evie and Jacob, more of their brand of humour:

homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

homestarrunner.com/tgs1.html

 

[Deleted member 541]

Ok then......Where is Homer Simpson when you need him.....OMG!!!!!! Ok made it through the first one..Yes I did chuckle a time or 2.....Evie and Jacob, need a new hobby...LOL!!!!!!! Sorry.....:rofl:

Wen

 

[Sapper]

Hey Mum thanks for sharing that. We all pissed ourselves laughing over here! I completely forgot Homestar Runner, havent been to that website in what? 3 years? Damn. Strong Bad and Trogdor are my fav characters of that cartoon series. What happened to my Trogdor T-shirt anyhow? Guess Colin or Jacob got it! Anyhow glad Evie is having a laugh, she cant do much else right now being so sick.

 

[batgirl]

I have your Trogdor T-shirt Travis, I'm using it as a nightgown. ;p But you can have it back when you come home. I'm going to make a stuffed Trogdor and maybe a stuffed Strong Bad too. I inherited Gran's sewing machine and all her sewing crap, remember?? I can't wait for you to come home.

 

[Deleted member 541]

Signs that you may need to exorcise your PC
1. Sign of the Beast: That creepy Damian guy in the IT department just
upgraded you to a Pentium-666.

2. Stand Back: When you eject your CD, green pea soup comes flying out
the drive door.

3. Dangerous Game: Names of your MS Hearts opponents mysteriously
change
from Pauline, Michele, and Ben to Beelzebub, Lucifer, and Old Scratch.

4. Here's Johnny: You try to print out a spreadsheet, but all you get
is
ten pages of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

5. X-Rays Don't Lie: When your laptop goes through airport security,
the
machine picks up an outline of a cloven hoof.

6. New Screensaver: Flying pentacles.

7. Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Law: Your computer monitor
swivels a
full 360 degrees every time you walk into the room.

8. Freedom of Speech: Your voice recognition software starts speaking
in
tongues.

9. Blair Witch Redux: You find a fresh stack of crossed sticks by your
CPU.

10. Gates of Hell: Your PC runs Windows without an error. A sure sign
of
possession.

 

[becvan]

10. Gates of Hell: Your PC runs Windows without an error. A sure sign
of
possession.

Haha, ain't that the truth! :rofl:

bec