List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[KP the nut]

 

[p-no]

Book on women

Nicolette, that's only the first part of the whole series, isn't it? :D

 

[KP the nut]

 

[piratelady]

I used to have this on my fridge when I was married...

 

[Anna]

Classic Monty Python, makes me laugh every time :)

 

[Srain]

 

[Whitneys story]

Bartenders VS Psychiatrists
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..

How much do you charge?

Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having, he asked?

Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!

Is that so! With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!


FORGET THE SHRINKS........KEEP SMILING
TALK TO A BARTENDER! Please Do Not Drink and Drive......:roflmao:​

 

[p-no]

 

[Heidi07]

 

[intothelight]

 

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