Narcissist Bingo Cards (humor!!!!)

[shimmerz]

Sharing nuggets of their (radiant) wisdom

If you are part of the cool kid crowd. Otherwise you don't get to tap into their extensive wisdom.

 

[Anarchy]

I wasn't part of that crowd, they must have been starving to end up feeding off me, there's a square in that:

Only pay me attention when there's no one else's arse to crawl up

 

[pixel]

"are you offended over that!?"

:tdown:

 

[Hope4Now]

"You can't feel that way; I don't!"

 

[amosmorris]

"Your purpose in life is to showcase...me!"

 

[Anarchy]

You're seem to be seeing this everywhere (therefore you must be imagining it).

 

[aut555]

It's my planet, you revolve around me.

I have grandiose visions? Because l am perfect.

 

[aut555]

I am a hero, you are a big fat zero.

 

[aut555]

Empathy? Is that a foreign word?

 

[shimmerz]

You.Are.A.LOSER.

 

[aut555]

What? I can't hear you. What? I can't hear you. Am l suppose to really care? Why?

 

[aut555]

You may kiss my foot, that's after l extract it from your ****