Narcissist Bingo Cards (humor!!!!)

[pixel]

"We need to have a chat"
*gulp*

translation:
"Sit down and listen to me tell you how all my problems are your fault.
Don't even try to make this a discussion, that just proves how self righteous, argumentative, selfish, rude, stupid etc you really are."

 

[aut555]

"We need to have a chat"
*gulp*

translation:
"Sit down and listen to me tell you how all my probl...

Scary true what you said. Luckily, my narc was passive-aggressive, low on talking scale.

 

[aut555]

This is inspired by Kent's "statist troll bingo cards" 2008 | Kent's "Hooligan Libertarian" Blog...

Just signing divorce agreement this week from my passive-aggressive narc this week after he dragged it out 2+ years. Thank you for this divorce gift!

 

[amosmorris]

"Basically all roads lead back to me. Whatever you are, however you turned out, good or bad...all me and my decisions." (That'd be the narcissistic mom brand, in case anyone was wondering....)

 

[Anarchy]

This is reality
Or
This is the real world

The narc's reality has the blonde comb over hairstyle, it trumps everyone else's
We all live full time in la la land, the narc lives in the real world.

 

[aut555]

My narc told me to jump out of the car, when that didn't work, he told me to hit him. He has told me to get drunk, told me to call the police and the FBI. Wtf?

Yes, l had the cruise boat special to Hell Island and back with your own personal narc/bipolar psychiatrist spouse. Lol

 

[amosmorris]

My narc told me to jump out of the car, when that didn't work, he told me to hit him. He has told me to...

"cruise boat special to Hell Island"........soooooo not funny but.....funny....! ;)

 

[ladee]

I apologize IF I was being an ass.

 

[Fadeaway]

I did everything right, how did you turn out so ungrateful?

If your are sick, I will tell you how amazing I am and too strong to let illness interfere with my life, so suck it up. If I am sick call an ambulance, I am dying and call all my friends so they can come visit me and tell me how worried they are about me.

 

[Deleted member 541]

I am...

Powerful
Intelligent
Awesome
Attractive
Superior
Entitled

You are...

Less than (all of the above and then some)

I am also

Envious
Arrogant
Pompous

And I don't have empathy.

 

[shimmerz]

You are required to live up to my standards.

Don't you dare require anything of me.
Just being in my presence is more than someone like you could ever dream of.
Bask in my glory before I get bored of you.

 

[Riot]

"I didn't say it that way..."