Narcissist Bingo Cards (humor!!!!)

[Riot]

Or better yet, "You know what I meant."

 

[Anarchy]

What you meant was...

 

[amosmorris]

Let me tell you all about you...

 

[amosmorris]

....Now tell me how all about you is about me.

 

[Anarchy]

After everything I've done for you...

 

[scout86]

^^^^^^ Yeah! That one!!!!!!!

 

[anonymous]

'oh are you cold?' (in fake surprised tone) - after opening all the windows and doors in the middle of winter and turning the heating off

'I didn't know you wanted _,you should have said' *escalates into violent meltdown, storms out, collects thing asked for* 'here you go, do you forgive me sweetheart?' (after causing extremely tense and frightening atmosphere)

*waits until victim is alone to make sexual remarks, jokes, intrusive questions, unwanted physical touch*

'ALL families drive each other crazy'

'if you cut contact with me again, I'll NEVER speak to you EVER again'

'I've got all the keys for all the establishments here'

'OOh _is a great weaver of tales, don't listen to him'


:banghead::banghead::banghead:

 

[Twilight]

If you call me an abuser, you are being abusive!

 

[ladee]

I know you hate me. Uh yes, I do...

 

[Anarchy]

If it wasn't for me...

 

[Anarchy]

Multi like all
But especially (golden child) like Anon;)

Y'p, you have extra first hand experience in this field.

 

[anonymous]

another one i got was 'what makes you think it was meant that way?' (um, gee, I don't know, possibly the fact I can see through narcissists?!)

and the classic - 'you need institutionalised' (I don't actually but I suppose the effects of you is enough to cause the sanest person to need institutionalised! and you are probably determined to make it happen, so that you can say 'look, he/she is really crazy after all, and i'm totally normal.') they especially like to play that one when they realise someone can see through them and stand up to them.