Neighbours

[Jimmy1]

Wouldn't it be lovely to have really great neighbours.

On one side we have two units. The guy who lives in the front unit stays away four nights a week and leaves his dog to bark till all hours of the night. I have been so tempted to let it out then call the pound.

On the other side we have a group of young people who are pretty cool, if they are having a party and the music is too loud, you can ask them and they will turn it down.

Because we live in a huge house, its on a double block of land, so we have two houses over the back.
One of the over the back neighbours are great, they even have a gate that opens into our yard and they help look after Margaret's mother when we go away.

The other neighbours over the back, well................................

She is a fat arsed bitch that sits on her arse smoking cigarettes and screaming at her kids.
One time she was constantly telling her kid to pick something up, this progressed to her screaming. I was so tempted to stick my head over the fence and tell her to pick the f*cking thing up herself.
It would have just opened a whole other can of worms though.

 

[Anglesachse]

Neighbours! whole can of worms that is.

Our house is on a big patch of land out in the sticks, but there are 2 other houses to the side and over the road.

Next to us, is a single mother early 40, looks like late 50. has a 21 year old son who doesn`t want to work and lives of the state. When we were rebuilding, I asked if he wanted to earn a couple of bucks, he was a painter decorater apperently, not that I got see any of his trade, I was to busy sorting the shit out he was doing. He go to the point, I had enough and told him to f*ck off, to which he replied "You only wanted me as cheap labour" turns out he hadn`t even learnt a job. I nearly knocked his gobby head of his shoulders. You try and do some one a favour and they throw it back in your face.

They house over the road is a Drunken layabout. of early 40. used to work but found the state would support him if he was a certified Alcoholic. Well the enevitable happened and he had the kid i was just talking about over to help out with some stuff, The whole yrad is a nightmare, because the 2 of them can`t complete shit, except a crate of beer.

Basicly last newyear, they are having a bit of a binge, when the young lads lass turns up, and they cary on drinking. the older guy who hasn`t had a women in years, get a bit hot under the coller with this young lass, and before you know it they are in his bed room. The young lad goes of his head grabs a kitchen knife and threatens to kill him. Some how the mother of this lad finds out and calls Me to help calm the situation.

So over the road I go, and he is sat in the living room with a knife against his mates throat, the mother and girlfriend looking at me. so I asked what the score is, and they start babling on about it. after about 30 minutes I just can`t be arsed, and his mother tells me to do something "Why? they are both a waste of space, let them kill each other" and I walked out and went home. The young lad ended up in nick and is still there. the other guy is still a raging Alc who won`t even look at me any more, because I was going to let him die LMAO as if.

I got the peace I quite I went looking for at last.

 

[combatgoldfish]

I posted about my drug dealing neighbors across the street. Where SWAT threw flash bang grenades into their windows at 6am. It took them over a month after that to finally get kicked out. Finally, an older couple is moving in to the house. The neighbors on each side of me are quiet. One is a teacher and the other is a Vietnam Vet with two dogs. Only time his dogs are a problem is when he goes fishing for the day and leaves them in the backyard. They try to fight with my dog and I have to go break it up.

The neighbor behind me is the most trouble I have no. They have several kids. One is a teenager that cranks up the music, which my ol' lady and I have both lost it and screamed into their house to turn the f*cking music down. One of the other kids kick soccer balls into the fence and over the fence into my yard. The kid was respectful enough to come over and ask politely if he could have his ball back or go into my yard to collect it. Now, that has stopped. He started just going into my yard unannounced. That didn't end well. I don't think the kid has ever been screamed at before and he may or may not have pissed his pants when I caught him in the yard. :ROFLMAO:

Now, the soccer balls get kicked over and I just throw them back over. But now my dog gets to them before I do, and tears the shit out of them lol.

 

[BV101]

You should just fix it. We killed ours.

 

[combat pitbull]

I say hi to them so they think im normal but i hate it. I wish they were more like me.

 

[Wagon]

Ok. Neighbours. I have many. All make noise. I live in a city. I actually like noise. Yes strange. But I am the Squidly type and noise makes the world go round. If noise stops. You are either dead or about to die. Or that damned ringing noise in my ears takes over.

I do have a problem with one room mate though, which I have related.......................

And then I was reminded of something in Navy that was used as an.... well... shall I say equalizer.

Nothing wrecks anyone's day more than not being able to access those areas that are near and dear to them that require a key.

Having said that. 1 to 2 tooth picks inserted in any key hole and broken off is an effective signal of discontent. It requires a locksmith and or a lock cutter if the padlock type.

And if you wonder how I come up with such twisted crap well.... honestly. The US Navy was kind of like prison with a purpose. What that purpose was, well, I think everyone is still guessing.

 

[JarHed]

Gee, my neighbors seem tame by comparison to what I'm reading here.

I do have one that's just a very strange guy. He's a speed freak and thinks no one knows. Right.He's 50ish so he's on borrowed time with that stuff.

He usually sleeps all day and is up all night. That's sometimes the problem. He'll play his music, disco, so loud that it wakes me up in my house, that's just way too f**kin' loud. I've just learned to call the police. They've been out enough that now if he does it he gets fined. Sooo it's been quiet at night lately. I could write a book on his strange querks but not worth takin' up the space.

I think I'm the type that should be livin' waaaaaaaaaaaay out in the woods, away from other people. Don't like people. Dogs yes, People no. Hmm, sounds like the makin' of a good bumper sticker. :ROFLMAO:

Jar

 

[Squirt]

I agree with you Jar, i live pretty much in the sticks now but i would like to have a small holding. I imagine my dogs would like it too.