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My friend Brenda-Lea would have loved this. This is for you, remembering your laughter and giggles, and your Procrastination M.A.
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These are funny, I think they call it gallows humor. I will have to check out the site. Thanks for the smiles.
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They had this posted at my mechanic's. It cracked me up, esp. #2 in "Common uses."
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I love that, angel2write! Read it on the train on my mobile and burst into laughter right there! Thanks for posting! :D
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It says "Darth Pope: He is not amused."
I can't imagine who played this joke on this poor kid... but I'm pretty sure he'll be signing on the forum in a few years... "Here, sweetie- meet your new baby brother!!!"
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Love it!!! LOL
Although I can't read the Pope caption on my tiny Eee PC... Will try at the office tomorrow.
I have to admit, once I started the thread, I didn't dare post the real pitch black humor things I've found. Have to get a grip on myself and start posting!
Although I can't read the Pope caption on my tiny Eee PC... Will try at the office tomorrow.
I have to admit, once I started the thread, I didn't dare post the real pitch black humor things I've found. Have to get a grip on myself and start posting!
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I'd call this a dry sense of humor and sarcastic, too. Love stuff like this, although maybe not black...
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Has this ever happened to YOU?
You want to enjoy a delicious banana. But who has the time for all that unpeeling? After struggling with the peel for a full hour, you sigh and decide to just give up. But it's too late! You were supposed to be at work 45 minutes ago, and when you arrive, your irate boss fires you for your tardiness. You're so distracted, that on your way home, you manage to total your brand new car. Good thing you have insurance -- oh, wait! You forgot to send in the insurance check, because you were busy peeling a banana that day! AAAARRRRRGH! After you finally walk 15 miles home, you use a table saw to finally open your long-awaited banana. But uh-oh! Your hunger distracts you, and you cut off your own hand with the saw. Right before you lose consciousness, you say to yourself, "There's got to be a BETTER WAY!"
Well: there is, friends. There is.
Prepeeled bananas.
Found on facebook, from despair.com
Has this ever happened to YOU?
You want to enjoy a delicious banana. But who has the time for all that unpeeling? After struggling with the peel for a full hour, you sigh and decide to just give up. But it's too late! You were supposed to be at work 45 minutes ago, and when you arrive, your irate boss fires you for your tardiness. You're so distracted, that on your way home, you manage to total your brand new car. Good thing you have insurance -- oh, wait! You forgot to send in the insurance check, because you were busy peeling a banana that day! AAAARRRRRGH! After you finally walk 15 miles home, you use a table saw to finally open your long-awaited banana. But uh-oh! Your hunger distracts you, and you cut off your own hand with the saw. Right before you lose consciousness, you say to yourself, "There's got to be a BETTER WAY!"
Well: there is, friends. There is.
Prepeeled bananas.
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