Quote Of The Day

[captain jigglypuff]

“Females named Sue shall now be known as Millie.”

 

[captain jigglypuff]

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, 'It unscrews the other way.‘

 

[captain jigglypuff]

“Dear Mr and Mrs My Parents….”

 

[user27357]

it has been reported that the decision to send soldiers tp Portland was based on 5 year old news footage wrongly labeled as being current day riot footage. Today there are maybe fifty protesters there at the ice headquarters daily, there were nights in 2020 that 10,000 in the downtown area miles away from ICE headquarters is a fair and accepted edtimate.

i will say this, i watched today, i didn’t know that was continuing to go on but Portland is unbelievable what’s going on
-Trump

When the going gets weird the weird turn professional
_Hunter Thompson

Getting weird now
_Enough

 

[In the weeds]

There Are Decades Where Nothing Happens' and 'Weeks Where Decades Happen

~ unclear where this quote originally came from

 

[parrotthepolly]

Everyone enters this world screaming, some never have stopped.

 

[captain jigglypuff]

“I’m home. Where’s dinner?”
“At the store.”

 

[captain jigglypuff]

“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!!!”
“Not really.”

 

[Rose White]

“Love and a cough can’t be hid.”
Old saying

 

[captain jigglypuff]

“Play a drinking game!”
“Yeah! That’s a great idea!”
“But I don’t know any drinking games.”
“Oh! Oh! I know a drinking game! It’s called I Bet I Can Drink Faster than You!”

 

[parrotthepolly]

"To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all"

 

[Friday]

"To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all"

Said no one, except maybe Abraham’s children, and people with NPD… ever?

Beaches & grains of sand:
The GrecoRoman pantheon? 12 major, infinite minor.
The Norse pantheon? 12 & infinite others (both higher & lower)
The Hindu Pantheon 33 principal, limitless lesser.
Named
The Shinto pantheon? Has millions.
Chinese pantheon thousands to millions
The Egyptian pantheon? Thousands.
Yoruba? Hundreds to thousands.
Mayan pantheon Hundreds.
Aztec pantheon 200+

I’m skipping over lots and lots and lots of -both modern & ancient- religions, clearly, just doing a simple global sweep… but “there is no god, but god” is limited preeeeetty much to an extinct Egyptian sun god cult & Jews, Christians, Muslims. (Abraham’s kids, who all worship the same god, only make up about half the total population).

Add them all together and that’s a croooooooooowded f*cking city/planet.

With one grumbly desert god, giving the finger to everyone else.