Just after I signed on the dotted line, leaning up on a pool table arms folded:
Female Sgt: hi there, how are you today?
Me: real good thanks
Female Sgt: so have you taken the plunge and signed up?
Me: yes
Female Sgt (moving in real close): you’re in the army now sonny and if I ever catch you folding your arms again I will rip them off and hit you with the soggy ends! (she smiled and walked away)
During basic training: after a particular hard beasting (PT session)
Sgt: and what the f*ck is wrong with you?
Me: I am in pain!
Sgt: PAIN! PAIN......you know what pain is???? Pain is the army’s way of encouraging you to move faster so you finish earlier!
Female Sgt: hi there, how are you today?
Me: real good thanks
Female Sgt: so have you taken the plunge and signed up?
Me: yes
Female Sgt (moving in real close): you’re in the army now sonny and if I ever catch you folding your arms again I will rip them off and hit you with the soggy ends! (she smiled and walked away)
During basic training: after a particular hard beasting (PT session)
Sgt: and what the f*ck is wrong with you?
Me: I am in pain!
Sgt: PAIN! PAIN......you know what pain is???? Pain is the army’s way of encouraging you to move faster so you finish earlier!