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Ironlady
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Lolol... :roflmao:
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I can kill you with my brain. - River Tam, Firefly
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Raj - 'If we're all going to die then why am I eating so much kale?'
Big Bang Theory Season 10 episode 7
Big Bang Theory Season 10 episode 7
Upside Down Eagle
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From "Good Morning Vietnam"
"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
"Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?".
"I'm stationed in Poontang."
"Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?"
"It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."
"Well, can you tell me what it feels like?"
"Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun?"
From "Good Will Hunting"
"You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some f*ckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief."
From "Finding Nemo"
"Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?"
"Yeah, I see a light."
"A light?"
"Yeah, I see a light."
"Yeah, I see it too."
"Hey, Conscience, am I dead?"
"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
"Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?".
"I'm stationed in Poontang."
"Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?"
"It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."
"Well, can you tell me what it feels like?"
"Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun?"
From "Good Will Hunting"
"You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some f*ckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief."
From "Finding Nemo"
"Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?"
"Yeah, I see a light."
"A light?"
"Yeah, I see a light."
"Yeah, I see it too."
"Hey, Conscience, am I dead?"
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a lot of my favorite lines are from Arthur (1981) :p
Arthur: Im going to Take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media
Arthur: do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: Thats what I live for
also love when Arthur falls out of the car, "Bitterman, I fell out of the car! is that the funniest thing ever?"
:hilarious:
also about every line in Princess Bride :D Mawage. mawage is what bwings us togevah today :roflmao:
Arthur: Im going to Take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media
Arthur: do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: Thats what I live for
also love when Arthur falls out of the car, "Bitterman, I fell out of the car! is that the funniest thing ever?"
:hilarious:
also about every line in Princess Bride :D Mawage. mawage is what bwings us togevah today :roflmao:
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I forgot this one.
(Friends, episode "The One With Unagi")
Phoebe: Now, we can kick anybody's ass!
Rachel: Yeah!
Ross: After one class? I don't think so.
Rachel: What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Ross: No, it's a concept.
Phoebe: Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.
Ross: All right, maybe it means that too.
Rachel: Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
Ross: Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!
(Friends, episode "The One With Unagi")
Phoebe: Now, we can kick anybody's ass!
Rachel: Yeah!
Ross: After one class? I don't think so.
Rachel: What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Ross: No, it's a concept.
Phoebe: Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.
Ross: All right, maybe it means that too.
Rachel: Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
Ross: Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!
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From Scrubs:
Dr. Cox: "Oh my God. I cared so little I almost passed out!"
From Undercover Blues:
Bad guy: "My name's Muerte, it means death!"
Mr. Blue: "Oh, hey Morty!"
From Little Britain:
Social worker: "All I want to know is, Vicky, where is your baby?"
Vicky Pollard: "Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD."
Social worker: " How could you?!"
Vicky Pollard: "I know, they're rubbish."
From Little Britain:
Dieting coach Marjorie: "Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like."
Dr. Cox: "Oh my God. I cared so little I almost passed out!"
From Undercover Blues:
Bad guy: "My name's Muerte, it means death!"
Mr. Blue: "Oh, hey Morty!"
From Little Britain:
Social worker: "All I want to know is, Vicky, where is your baby?"
Vicky Pollard: "Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD."
Social worker: " How could you?!"
Vicky Pollard: "I know, they're rubbish."
From Little Britain:
Dieting coach Marjorie: "Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like."
The Albatross
VIP Member
From Big Bang Theory...
Leonard: All right. Well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There ya go.
Leonard: All right. Well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There ya go.
Upside Down Eagle
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I love that one :D
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I put the links for these ones :)
Mrs. Doubtfire (3/5) Movie CLIP - Mrs. Doubtfire's Cake Face (1993) HD
Mrs Doubtfire Pool Scene Funny
Mrs Doubtfire (1993) Mrs Doubtfires teeth fall out into her glass of wine
Make a pinther!!!
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Mrs. Doubtfire (3/5) Movie CLIP - Mrs. Doubtfire's Cake Face (1993) HD
Mrs Doubtfire Pool Scene Funny
Mrs Doubtfire (1993) Mrs Doubtfires teeth fall out into her glass of wine
Make a pinther!!!
:hilarious:
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