Your Favorite Funny Quotes From Films Or Tv

[Ironlady]

"Whatchu talking about Willis?!"

Diff'rent Strokes

 

[Silver.]

"It's brave to wear white after the second trimester"- Reba

 

[Friday]

"There's a time for sneaking around, my brother, and a time for droppin' an attack chopper full of pissed-off 19-year-olds in full body armor on somebody. And we have reached that appointed hour."

Sigh. I miss being a pissed off 19yo. LOL. Granted, I've also always been rather fond of sneaking around :P

 

[Ronin]

From Brokeback Mountain: This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

 

[Ironlady]

I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl. *Newhart show*

Ouiser, I'm not crazy M'Lynn, I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years! -Steel Magnolias

 

[Silver.]

@Ironlady that quote, probably my most favorite episode of any tv show ever...loved Newhart

 

[Ironlady]

@Silver Mine too.. I was little when I watched this show it but I always remembered this and it always tickled me. Definitely one of my faves! Newhart show was a great one!

Another one I always liked was a Perfect Strangers. Balki was awesome.

"Don't keep me in suspenders!" Balki Bartokomous
:D

 

[Deleted member 28740]

“My mama used to say that America’s the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top.”
Down by Law

 

[Ironlady]

Marriage is hard man. Marriage is so hard that Nelson Mandela got a divorce. Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in South African prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail spent 6 months with his wife and said "I can't take this shit!"

-Chris Rock-

 

[MisterCatLady]

"I don't break character til I've done the DVD commentary".

Kirk Lazarus
Tropic Thunder

 

[Ironlady]

"Who's kitty litter did I just shit in?" Wade Wilson -Deadpool :roflmao:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Sheldon: Why do I need you now?

Arthur: Well, as near as I could tell, you, you fell asleep watching Star Wars, and now you’re, you’re dreaming you’re watching Star Wars.

Sheldon: So?

Arthur: I mean, don’t, don’t you see a problem there? I mean, how, how you’re spending your limited time on Earth?

Sheldon: Not at all.

Arthur: Okay, good luck to you