Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Kopykat]

@TexCat i agree w the feelings of safety most of the time. Sometimes I have to pretend my therapist is there w me or giving me a hug bc I have no one else for comfort.

 

[MyWillow]

How the hell did I enter therapy for some simple coping mechanisms for dealing with the limitations of a series of unrelated injuries and end up discovering the magic of dissociation and flashbacks about who knows what???? Because I forget everything anyway. I’m exhausted and I’m sick of putting on a front and getting up every time I’m knocked down. I can’t believe I pay good money to feel this crap. FFS I’m really not sure why I keep turning up.

 

[Deleted member 37085]

I'm very disappointed in you being unable to admit to your flaws and your being so adept at seemingly masterfully deviating from your mistakes that cause me fallout/issues which I raised and confronted you about.

Your trying to put a distorted and fractured focus back on me and your twist on what you so callously and deliberately caused and then your failed attempt to thwart blame and not own up to your flaws . This didn't work out so well for you now...did it.

And how's that working for you now regarding our upcoming appointments hmmm (which are at present nonexistent for I cancelled them all until after the new year then I'll assess whether I desire to continue seeing you at that time).

For I'm learning that I'm not responsible for yours and other people's mistakes, reactions to my anger due to your errors (plural) in judgment. Nor your and their inadequacies.

And now on a.d.d. medication I can far better sort out "fact" from fiction" and now I will ONLY take responsibility for my own mistakes and my own inadequacies and NOT YOURS. Capiche. Comprehend Hombre...hmmm. Grrr.

And I will not play the who's on first - what's on second game. Nope. I will no longer be confused and brain-fried by you and others when you f*ck up on my time and in my personal space buddy!

And I'll help you assume/resume responsibility for f*cking up royally regarding 24 hour appointment notification. For BUCKO! this rule applies to your funky *ss as well! You read me buddy... And all of this would've been a nonissue if you had not started deflecting from what you did and also you flat out refused to take responsibility for this. You lied...and you tried to camoflage the truth and the facts of what you so irresponsibly did. Distorting and lying about truth is one way to lose me as a client forever. Mmm-hmmm.

Also you're supposed to be teaching me how to feel my feelings and for me to have my own perceptions and my own truth. And you're supposed to be also teaching me how to get in touch with my truth. Yet recently instead you seemed to attempt to flush my truth of what you did right down the ole' toilet (because you f*cked up royally bucko by not simply admitting to your several mistakes in a row). I hate - LOATHE liars and two-faced people and double-minded people. Grrr.

Very little pisses me off more than for someone to lie and attempt to deviate and distort what they did and also deny me my truth. I know what I witnessed you acting out...then I'd shared this with you...about my being upset over your professional misconduct and inadequacies. Then you try and confuse muaaaH...I don't think so. Nope.

You've cancelled two back-to-back appointments (in the 11th hour) in two different timetables and back to back one week then the next following week (the first appointment you cancelled was AFTER I'd arrived in your flipping *ss parking lot and you cancelled our appointment THEN).

And this particular first appointment cancellation you made while I was in your freaking parking lot when you called me and you knew I was in your parking area and you cancelled w/o notice or so much as a by your leave you a-hole.

Then you did this 11th hour cancellation thingee again the following week the morning of the following appointment being the second appointment. Because your back was hurting. Well my back's hurting like hell to with the cold temps here and I'm not bellyaching about it. And yes I understand that you were having significant back pain issues. And stop deviating from what you did by attempting to act as if I didn't believe that you have back pain issues.

I don't believe you that you misplaced or lost my freaking home phone number therefore was forced to call my friend (who drives me to your appointments). Nope you've had my phone number since last year buddy. And you knew that I would be upset so you called my friend. What a dopey thing to do and to lie about it as well. Hmmm.

However nothing takes away from the fact and nothing excuses how you cancelled last minute on me two appointments in a row and then failingly attempted to deviate from what you did by talking about minutia and bullcrap buddy!

So suck it up Buttercup and own up to your flaws and stop slathering them onto me by denying what you did and distorting what I said about same you smug little cretin weany you. I'm frustrated with you now and you are now on my bad radar.

And I am not dealing with this now. I'm continuing on in radical acceptance of your *ss-hole crap! flaws! w/o your ownership bucko!

You were also seemingly adept at trying to confuse my being angry with you and hey homey don't play dat! You know that you messed up...and now because you were constitutionally incapable (evidently) of accepting ownership for same...I won't be seeing you again until after the new year in 2018. So now I ask you was it really worth being very irresponsible then trying to distract and refuse to admit your inadequacies...hmmm. I don't think so.

And ya know what I may fire your whiny little butt so watch it!

Geez...I need to go back to sleep. Yep. That's what I'm getting ready to do now.

 

[Anrish]

Why don't you listen to me?! You get paid for listening to me and giving advice! ...ARGH!

 

[Justmehere]

I hate therapy I hate therapy I hate therapy I hate therapy I hate therapy...

Wait I have to pay how much?!

I hate therapy I hate therapy I hate therapy...

 

[DharmaGirl]

I really like my new therapist. I see her as an equal, and she is kind.

 

[jaccat]

A lot of the time when I'm squirming in the chair and not talking to you, I'm not considering the last thing you said. The only thought going through my head is well, this is uncomfortable.

 

[ISupportHer]

Get a loaf of bread. Oh, I thought you were jotting down your shopping list as I talk.

 

[BM2A]

Ive been attracted to you. Still am. And I love your new boots, they are super stylish

 

[Ronin]

I was literal.

I thought we established that in person in July. I'm. not. metaphorical. just. because. I. don't. name.

 

[deeplyloved]

You saved my life. I know you want me to say that I saved my own life...but I’m not sure I could have done it without you.

 

[Cyberluddite]

T: "So these voices you hear in your head, what are some of the things they say to you?"

Me: "We see stupid people."