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There are ALSO zombie infested cornfield mazes with the pumpkin patch in the middle. It’s important to bring at least one extra person on those pumpkin runs, so that you have a fighting chance of getting your pumpkins back out of the maze in one piece. As your group is armed with paintball guns, but the zombies have giant sponges soaked in red/black/green paint... and you’ll get CLOBBERED (and probably drop your pumpkin and break it, I’m fairly sure they mix the paint with KY or some other kind of sex-lube) if you don’t have at least one person shooting zombies out of your path.I've seen photos of people over in Northern America going pumpkin picking?? Which is just not a thing here. The whole concept seems so bemusingly quaint to me.
What’s extra-fun about these is that they’re also only held at night, with fog machines & torches.
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