The Island Of Misfit Toys

[Truthful_Whispers]

We all feel like misfits sometimes. (Or most of the time, like me.) If you were on the Island of Misfit Toys in the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Christmas special, what misfit toy would you be? I would be an airplane with one wing missing.

 

[Changing4Best]

I would be a wind up doll that doesn't work.

 

[Flossy]

I would be a talking doll that spits out swear words constantly.....'shit, fk, bollocksy, bastard." There would be no turn-off switch and I would also start saying the whole truth whenever an asshole or Narc was near me. I would have fabulous hair and wear a very pretty dress.

 

[Ronin]

Can I be a doll that's all nodding head to @Flossy and being 'what she said, what she said!'

I'm f*ck all good with situational descriptors if I can't drop an F bomb on it.

 

[Truthful_Whispers]

I would be a talking doll that spits out swear words constantly.....'shit, fk, bollocksy, bastard." There...

Kinda like a Swear Bear. Ever heard of one of those? lol

 

[Tinyflame]

I guess I would be a toy no one really knew what it was!

 

[Ronin]

@Junebug, oh no, they always turn out to be a devil jumping out of the box, immitating Bugs Bunny. Are you those? :laugh:

 

[Tinyflame]

:roflmao: Nope @Cashew. Don't box me in I say. ;) :)

Something multi-colored, sparkly & soft. I guess followed by What the H*ll is it? :)

 

[Tinyflame]

And maybe it could be shot from a slingshot. :)

 

[Ronin]

Of course not (boxing you in), @Junebug. I open boxes and marvel. Alternating with looking all around me and 'where did you people run this is a cuuute stuff here in this box, and that box'. With you it'd be actually true. ;)

 

[Tinyflame]

Oh hee @Cashew .:inlove: Then I must come with many arms to give you a hug. :) :hug:

Yes I'd be a Mood Stuffie. One that could change color & appreciate when F Bombs are necessary. :) :tup:

 

[Ronin]

A chameleon mood stuffie. Awesome. :tup::D