The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[popeye]

Wow jestadud that was a stretch lol

 

[gdf]

Jestadud, thy wish-eth is granted-eth. Thou shalt not grow-eth older but thou must now-eth talk-eth in the English of King-eth Jam-eth for the rest of thy natural life-eth in a grand booming voice-eth with a slight echo-eth.

I wish-eth, I mean I wish that I could be totally irresponsible and not go to work and not report off and just get lost for a whole day and go shopping or spend a day at the zoo hanging out and eatin' French fries and sucking down pink cotton candy and slurping a raspberry milkshake the size of an oil drum. : )

And yes, I am easily amused.

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, you decide to go to the funfair at a nearby Zoo where you buy candy floss and a massive milk shake then get on a ride.

Unfortunately as you are so irresponsible you decide that as your hands are full you won't put on the safety belt which results in you being thrown from the ride over a fence into the nearby enclosure. Luckily the waistband of your pants catches on a branch of a tree to stop your fall. However you are now literally hanging out at the Zoo, thankfully the little monkeys whose enclosure it is are so amused by your antics that they gather round to feed you the French flies that constantly buzz around them.

By-eth the way, we all speak-eth liken that herewith. We just don't write liken (oops) it.

I wish the rubbish didn't need taking to the dump.

 

[ISupportHer]

Hmmmmm, Hey GDF is that the King's English or just a really bad lisp? :rofl:

Lovin' this thread!

ISH

 

[Lady of Longbourn]

....I am easily amused.

I love this line. Perfect for when ever someone looks at you funny, or when you laugh in the grocery store because you thought of something randomly.

Like right now...I am easily amused.

 

[popeye]

Wish granted Jestadud!!! The rubbish no longer needs to be taken to the dump. Instead you invent a teleporter. The problem is when you turn on the machine you have no idea where the trash goes. Eventually thousands of years from now when people from earth are exploring the solar system they find your trash dump on mars. The trash pile is so large and toxic that it makes it impossible to inhabit the planet. And since all the fossil fuels of earth have been consumed and earth is too toxic to live on anymore you are single handedly the reason for the extinction of the human race.

I wish I would have enough money to never need a job for the rest of my life.

 

[ISupportHer]

This wish is now going through the approval process. I hope your request was in triplicate. Due to budgetary constraints, your life may be shortened. Pray that the approval process is a lengthy one.

:dontknow:

I wish for good weather this weekend so I can get the flowers planted that I bought LAST weekend.

ISH

 

[Marlene]

Your wish is granted. Come Monday you're going to some rotten, nasty, wicked weather. Rain enough to wash the plants right out of the ground, hot, scorching sun to dry them up and then a lovey bit of wind to blow them away. And since this hits just your area and everyone has the same problem, there's nowhere to purchase replacments for you or anyone. New replacements will have to be trucked in at incredible prices. All because you want to plant flowers. Oh and your neighbors will all know it was because of you.

I wish that giant duck that was killed for it's giant bill for my husband's truck was turned into all sorts of good, ducky-based food dishes for me to enjoy this weekend.

 

[curiouser]

Wish granted, come this weekend you'll be feasting on all sorts of good, ducky-based food dishes. You'll be waking up Saturday morning to enjoy a duck based version of Good Morning Wraps, which recipe includes tortillas, bananas, cottage cheese, granola, pineapple, brown sugar, and duck. Bon appetit.

I wish my neighbor was only doing construction on his house between the hours of 12pm and 6pm.

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, your neighbour has a complete rethink of his work life balance and decides to only work on his house in the afternoon.

Unfortunately this gives him more time for his hobbies which include chainsaw sculpting and playing rock on his bagpipes.

I wish people wouldn't keep going on about me wiping out the human race and give me some credit for the super race that developed from the bacteria in my trash on Mars.
Jeez one little mistake, and not even a mention about the pesky imps messing with the teleporter.

 

[gdf]

Unfortunately I also get distracted by shiny things Ayesha...I seem to be...did I just drop a a piece of tin foil? What's that on the floor? Oh! I think I just found the safety pin I dropped last week...it appears to be stuck in the carp--OUCH!

Wish I didn't get distracted by shiny things = )

Gina

 

[pebbels]

Wish granted Jestadud, but from now on we will just give you a hard time about the super race YOUR trash created who have 3 heads 6 arms 4 legs and 6 eyes SCARYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Gina i am going to grant your wish as well(i am in a giving granting mood)lol
From now on though Gina instead of been distracted by shiny-things, each time you see a pair of neatly tied pair of shoelaces you will have the urge to untie them causing quite a distraction where ever you go!!

I wish i had an endless amount of petrol without paying for it :)