Things My Kids Do

[Zef]

Daughter was 3 or 4. She was playing some pre-school game on the computer. I was in the next room and went to check on her and heard the computer playing 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'. My daughter was singing along, but the words were different. In her version, the lyrics were, 'Sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t. . .sh*t sh*t sh*t'.

So I did what any good parent would, I went to go get my wife so she could bust out laughing, too.

 

[Jen93]

:/ It's threads like this that make me realize how young I really am.

There's a few that my mother could talk about though regarding me and my brother and swearing.

We used to go to church every Sunday when I was young until I was about seven. That's when I learned a new word and decided to share it with the Sunday School! Let's just say that we were asked not to come back- at least then I didn't need to wear dresses and wake up early on the weekend anymore.

There was one time when my brother was like 2 or 3, he'd bumped his head or his eye doing something, (probably running around- Mom said he never walked, he ran) and anyway, they got him into the car to go to the doctor or something, and they said that my brother was holding the palm of his hand up to his eye yelling "OH SH*T! OH SH*T!" in his car seat the entire way.

A more recent one:

My mother's goddaughter (She's 4) and I were watching The Sound of Music. When The song "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" came on, she referred to the nuns as penguins. Lil' N is a genius- they TOTALLY are! I am NEVER calling them nuns again- they will now be known forevermore as penguins. :D

 

[sleepy]

Made me laugh this one. My son is six and where we live it is mainly white British people, anyway I decided to take him into the city centre for the day, we ended up in a big indoor shopping centre..Walking along nice n quietly (it was strangely quiet in there that day) when I spotted a woman in a hijab (not too sure exactly what it was but it was head to toe, could only see her eyes) "Oh My God, MAM look!! Its a real life ninja!!!" I maybe shouldn't of laughed, but seen as though about 30 other people burst out laughing, I did :)

 

[Meadowsweet]

I was saying to my daughter that I hoped it would be nice weather when we go on holiday.

She replied quite seriously "well its usually sunny at the seaside"

I explained that its usually sunny when we go to the seaside, because we usually go on sunny days. But rain falls at the seaside too:)

We live in inland Britain by the way, trips to the sea are infrequent:D

 

[sleepy]

Meadowsweet my son does the same!! "You can eat ice-cream at the seaside because you always need too because its hot!" We live near the coast but don't go unless it's summer either, plus its never properly 'hot' here (Tyneside)

 

[popeye]

Well I shared this story a long time ago on the joke board. When my son was 8 years old I was taking him to Cabela's (which is a outdoor sports store). In the car with my Dad and my son we were taking my son to this store for the first time. He sat in the back seat and finally got up the nerve to ask "Dad what kind of stuff do they sell there?" So of course I told him hunting and fishing stuff. He got real excited when I said fishing stuff so I told him all about the different types of fishing. I said there is deep sea fishing, river fishing and fly fishing. As soon as he heard fly fishing he said "Fly fishing! I want to do that!" I said ok but do you even know what Fly fishing is? He sat back there kinda quiet for a moment thinking about that and then blurted out "That's when you fish from an airplane right?" He said that while I was on the free way and I started laughing so hard I had to pull off the road.

Now this one gets better... I was holding a rummage sale at my mom's over memorial day weekend and we were sitting around sharing stories. We were joking about all the wonderful things our kids have said. Well my daughter the now 6 year old was sitting on my mom's lap when I brought up my now 11 year old son's fly fishing story. Mikayla asked "Daddy I want to hear about the airplane story!" So I told her the story and I kid you not at the punch line of the story she says "That's silly you don't use an airplane you use a helicopter!" I swear I almost died of laughter after that one. My Dad now calls the kids dumb and dumber.

 

[Eleanor]

Perfectly sensible to me! OF COURSE you'd use a helicopter. Silly grandpa.:roflmao:

 

[Deleted member 10686]

My son has an obsession with shoes. He gets excited when I put them on, because it means we are going somewhere. But his obsession goes beyond that. The word I hear more than any other is, "shoe! shoes! shoes? shoe!" he takes them on and off all day, each time telling me all about his shoes. He wears every other pair in the house too (mine, grandmas,) at least once a day. I actually hide his shoes at times, because I'm going to start dreaming about them!

 

[Red Feather]

My children use my computer without permission to make silly pictures and videos of themselves when I am not looking. And then I get to find the little treasures on my hard drive after they have left.:cautious::hilarious::rolleyes: