Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[HannaD]

Today my coworker has made it her mission to steal my other coworker's lunch. She's very sneaky and seems to love getting busted. I pick her up and she stretches her legs out like she's flying on the way over to her bowl. We started calling it her food lift. Note: they get the exact same food but, this coworker thinks stolen food taste better.

 

[Changing4Best]

My two co-workers have been doing the Mexican Stand off for days.

 

[Ronin]

Today my coworker went MIA.

I'm not retrieving that sucker, not even for the tunes they had tried. Especially not the tunes.

 

[Mee]

I tried to take selfies with the coworkers today for social media . They weren’t having it.

 

[8888]

My coworker has been itching a lot lately, I hope she is alright.

 

[siniang]

It turns out my coworkers are actually really lazy. They constantly sleep on the job.

 

[Changing4Best]

One of my co-workers is a bully. She waits in a spot where she can't be missed. My other co-worker's stuck in his hiding place, waiting for her to get tired and let up on him. She never seems to. So the Mexican Stand off continues....

 

[gealach]

My co-worker is barking at me.... but I don't have a dog.

 

[Ellabella44]

My male co worker is harassing my female co worker because its spring, when he believes he is natures gift to all the girls. She hissed at him, reported his behavior to hr (myself and my daughter) and now he is in a cubicle all by himself.

 

[Ronin]

My coworker's been found.

Drunk on a rainwater with an unknown substance surrounded by others trying to sing mariachi songs.

 

[Changing4Best]

Finally, my bullish coworker came over to the glass to greett me at feeding time. So for the moment the Mexican Stand off is over.

 

[Changing4Best]

Oh! I just noticed that my one co-worker took advantage of the power failure and ate all the algae in the tank. Bullish coworker couldn't find him to bully him, so the lucky fellow had a seven course meal, ha ha ha.