Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Truthful_Whispers]

Today, my co-worker made a mess eating her tunafish pate' lunch, then tried to get a sip out of the toilet to wash it down..

 

[Mee]

One of my coworkers had the screaming abdabs ( I do not know the origin of this phrase) while I was having therapy on the Internet and started throwing herself at the door.
I sympathised.

 

[Friday]

Remembering an old coworker fondly, today... who, when voices were raised to a certain volume (like the political discussion happening at present in the next room over)... would amble into the center of the room and fart.

Never failed to clear the room / halting the conversation in its tracks.

Never failed to crack me up. He was do. darn. smug. :smug: “Don’t worry. I’ve got this.”

BWAAAAAAAAARRRRPFFFFFFFFF-T... PFT.PFT.PFT...WRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHPUH

 

[Mee]

@Friday! ?. You have reminded my of the coworker who bit me when I sang. It was tough in the days I sang a lot?

this afternoon DH’s coworker was in the study with him when a headhunter phoned about a good sounding job. The coworker kept trying to speak up. The headhunter asked if there would be restrictions to travelling - like animal care ? but asked when dh could interview.

I think I’ll put all the co workers in the car if there are going to be video interviews

 

[Ronin]

Y'all have some awesome former colleagues...

Mine only brought me mice. There, eat it, weird thing. I'm not taking this thing into my purrrecious stomach. What am I, cow, to have four of these to sort it out?

Alike, a coworker remembered fondly.

 

[LuckiLee]

I love this thread. I come here every day and always have a good belly laugh. I share your posts with J and he finds them hilarious too. Thanks!!

 

[Teasel]

Me too :) I don't have a co-worker. Only except that since a couple days ago I sort of do. Mr's office has closed temporarily cause of coronavirus and where he works they have an office cat.

So Mr's co-worker has moved in with us for a while. Lovely little thing he is. Quite anxious but getting used to his new surroundings rapidly. Him being here has made Mr a nicer person an all.

 

[Mee]

Me too :) I don't have a co-worker. Only except that since a couple days ago I sort of do. Mr's office has closed temporarily cause of coronavirus and where he works they have an office cat.

So Mr's co-worker has moved in with us for a while. Lovely little thing he is. Quite anxious but getting used to his new surroundings rapidly. Him being here has made Mr a nicer person an all.

A temp! ?

 

[Teasel]

Lol yeah :D

 

[Rainman8772]

My co-worker ate my dinner when I went to get more tea. Guess that’s what I get for sharing my food with her always.

 

[Rainman8772]

She has to ride in the front seat watching while I drive.

 

[gealach]

Today one co-worker kept trying to bite the other co-worker's feet, then she screamed sweet nothings into his ear and purred at him. He yawned and took a nap.