Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Friday]

Today my coworker took a shit in the dryer.

I shudder to think exactly what about his last company’s culture would lead him to believe that these frat-house style antics would be acceptable behavior... anywhere. He’s never done such a thing before, and is wildly out of character, so perhaps there is some kind of explanation or mitigating circumstance. So just for now, we’ll keep it between us, and manage it in house.

 

[Changing4Best]

I did something nice for my co-workers today. There used to be a huge pile of old books and papers between us. I sorted it all out and threw ninty percent of it out. Now we can see one another, no matter where I sit.

 

[Ronin]

Today my coworker came to work only to get high on some bobules and take off. :rolleyes:

 

[One step at a time]

My coworker is an avid bird-watcher.

 

[LuckiLee]

I just saw my neighbor chasing her coworker down the street. It seems the coworker doesn't want to work today and made a break for it.

 

[Mee]

Today my husband’s coworker pee’d all down the inside of his leg so I just gave him a bath. He cried while I dried his hair .

 

[blackemerald1]

My coworker has learned how to perform pirouettes after trying to hunt down a fly & is doing that randomly now??

 

[Friday]

My coworker is eating a spider.

 

[Muttly]

Today my coworker was bothering me while I was sitting on the toilet. I asked him what he needed and he didn't answer. I patted him on the head and he finally left and went and shit in the kitchen.

 

[TruthSeeker]

Today I woke up late in bed and found my coworker's paws all over me-one on each side of the back of my head. For those of you who enjoy a head massage....you should hire this coworker of mine. I come conscious with her paws massaging my neck and head.
I laid there thinking ......no please don't stop-it feels so good ....and then she did...! It was the only physical touch I've had in weeks since this damndemic!

 

[bellbird]

Today my coworker sat on me while I did yoga. Really brings out the zen, I find.

(Note: if you read "sat" as "shat", that's probably accurate too.)

 

[Warrior Chicken]

Today my coworker crawled inside a container I was reorganizing and proceeded to glare at me like I had declared war on his nation.