Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[gealach]

I fell asleep on the couch, and one coworker spent an hour staring intently at my feet the entire time.

My mom was in the washroom with the door closed. One coworker, realizing that she was gone and couldn't find her, started calling out "yoooou whoooo" until mom came back... then ignored her.

 

[blackemerald1]

My coworker wants to eat whatever I'm eating. She's giving me the thousand yard stare. It's putting me off my food. I feel guilty for no reason. I should report her to HR.

 

[Changing4Best]

My co-workers have the day off. No light, no food. This is advised in the book that tells me how to care for them. Do this once per week, it says. I have lamps on in that room, and sunshine, so, really it's just day of fasting for them.

 

[Changing4Best]

I just looked out my window and there was my neighbor walking his co-worker. The young-un was tugging on my neighbor's pants. Probably teething....

 

[Sideways]

Today my coworker and I are working from a regional office, where there's a much larger team. Chaos reigns. Apparently working alongside other colleagues means more play, less work. And absolutely no social distancing being observed as they chew each others tails and pull each others ears.

 

[blackemerald1]

My coworkers dreams are getting louder & louder. I think she's dreaming of stalking and killing other coworkers??

 

[Warrior Chicken]

We didn't have days off before, why would we now?
I was doing inventory today and found an item that I felt was of interest to my coworker. I brought it to him while he was on break, he assessed it, seemingly interested by the dried herbs inside the item. As I was about to turn away, he grabbed it with a sense of urgency and proceeded to smash his face into it.

Later in the shift we had a new coworker fly in thru the door and take up position next to the wall. I'm not sure what his/her qualifications are, I don't think there will be much satisfaction in this workplace for them. But perhaps it's just a place to rest for a moment. We'll check in with him/her tomorrow and see if they fit the team. If not, I'll show them the door.

 

[siniang]

I have a feeling my co-workers are planning to file a complaint with HR for alleged lack of food. Little do they know I'm HR.

My co-workers from the other department request to have their windows cleaned, though.

 

[shatter eyes]

Today my coworkers started shaking tail. It was very distracting.

Armoured catfish buzzing their butts and hunkering into sand.

 

[jaccat]

My coworkers are kinda wild. They sit on the roof and yell down the chimney.

 

[Ronin]

My coworker took a deep dive off the balcony. :shifty:

And then hollered at me to not call 911.

 

[Changing4Best]

I fed my co-workers this morning and one of them was swimming in a crippled manner. I feel so bad for her, but there is nothing I can do.

When this all over, I will need to get a new coworker, sadly.