Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Friday]

My coworker keeps opening the door to the bathroom whilst I’m on the toilet, then walking away, leaving the door open.

Except, sometimes, he turns the faucets on and shuts off the light before leaving.

Neither the door, faucets, or lights can I reach from the loo.

Thanks, shipmate.

 

[Friday]

Today my coworker spent the day sleeping on my mom.

Yeah.

 

[Mee]

I gave one of the co workers a make over. None of us really love the hair cut but it grows back , right?

 

[somerandomguy]

My coworker yelled at the door this morning, then gave me a stuffed mouse when I opened it

 

[Wisdomhunter]

My coworker bit a hole in the page of my notebook today then got his toe stuck in it. He screamed at me as if it was all my fault.

 

[Changing4Best]

My coworker is swimming around as if she was drunk.

 

[Friday]

My coworker -who has a long standing belief that I’m a bad parent- has resumed his attempts to teach my son to hunt.

So far, dropping dead things under the desk and wiggling them, is not provoking the interest he was hoping to achieve.

 

[jaccat]

My yoga teacher’s coworkers keep photobombing her video classes and showing everyone their backsides.

 

[blackemerald1]

My co-worker discovered quite by accident that I seem to have another co-worker that lives on the other side of my glass door.
My co-worker has been erupting into a jealous hissy fit every time she walks by? lol

 

[Chris-duck]

My coworker -who has a long standing belief that I’m a bad parent- has resumed his attempts to teach my son to hunt.

So far, dropping dead things under the desk and wiggling them, is not provoking the interest he was hoping to achieve.

So I clicked onto this post by accident n had no idea what thread I was on so I was like "wait.. what? ?" for an embarrassingly long time ?

 

[Changing4Best]

One of my co-workers is hiding. I can't find him!

 

[bellbird]

Today my co-worker turned off my webcam during my Zoom T session.
Seemingly in protest to me turning the camera back on again, he then went and sat on my webcam so that my T's screen was filled with a close up of his butt.