Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Changing4Best]

My coworker just squeezed between a rock and a hard place, just to get a tiny morsel of food. I put plenty of food out for her. I don't know why she does these things.

 

[gealach]

One of my co-workers gets really upset when I leave the living room and shut the door to the washroom. He talks loudly (very loudly) until I come back, then he ignores me.

 

[Ronin]

My coworker ate a crayon.

At least that is clear... My coworker is a Marine.

 

[siniang]

The co-worker and I Hakuna Matata’ed all day, today. However, I’m sick and she’s clearly doing a much better job at it

 

[Changing4Best]

One of my co-workers sticks his tail out from his hiding place and wags it. My other coworker is fascinated by his tail and watches it for long stretches of time.

 

[blackemerald1]

My coworker ate a crayon.

^Do you think our coworkers are committing unauthorized communications?? :hilarious:

 

[Friday]

My coworker is a Marine.

The red crayons taste best. The yellow ones just aren’t as creamy.

 

[Muttly]

Yesterday, my coworker took the banana peel I had left on the counter and at all but the stalk and the part with the sticker. He seemed pleased with his accomplishment.

 

[Ronin]

^Do you think our coworkers are committing unauthorized communications?? :hilarious:

Oh they definitely committing *something* alright :hilarious:

@Friday, I was bout ta fight ya on the red crayon... but there's the example of a difference between Marines and usual crazy people, who just eat blue crayons for kicks, and have noo experience with creaminess of yellow ones :)

 

[Changing4Best]

One of my co-workers was actually doing his job when I happened upon the scene. He quickly went and hid. I think he's scared of losing his job.

 

[Changing4Best]

I have two co-workers. One is very bashful and the other is a bully. Bashful was out doing his job peacefully and bully took a lunge at him. He bolted in to his favorite hiding place. I wish I could separate them, but I don't have any suitable place for Bashful.

 

[Changing4Best]

I am working on getting a new coworker. This one needs to know how to purr and has to be furry. Since I am HR, I can choose the color and size. Things I can't choose are if they have a good sense of humor (very important), and that they will be healthy. I guess I will need to pray about those kinds of things.