Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Sideways]

Today my coworker lodged a formal, and very rowdy complaint over the appearance of chimpanzees on the staffroom tv.

It wasn't apparent from the complaint what the issue with chimpanzees is, specifically, only that their appearance itself was exceptionally objectionable to my coworker.

The matter has been forwarded for internal investigation as potential hate speech, since it had been observed that this coworker has no issue with other dogs, cats, elephants or whales appearing on the tv, so the riotous objection to chimpanzees specifically would appear to be a clear display speciesism, which we do not tolerate in our workplace.

The same coworker has previously received a formal warning about racially driven hate speech, for his very loud and obnoxious(and, frankly, embarrassing) protestations when anyone wearing Sikh head attire approaches.

A second formal warning regarding speciesist hate speech will put my coworker on very thin ice.

 

[Ronin]

My coworker tried on my undies. :bored:

That he's stoned partying with thug friends, I get, but these shenanigans cross the line.

 

[Friday]

I feel bad. An employee at another firm was locked out of the building, in the pouring rain... but although he’s a total sweetheart, increased security protocols didn’t allow for me to let him in.

My coworker, however, seemed quite smugly satisfied at the situation.

 

[Ronin]

My coworker and the band tried to sing something like Ave Maria.

The intimidation tactic didn't work as they were collectively off-key.

 

[Mee]

Today a coworker came in covered in rose thorns and squealed In pain while I pulled them out from her chest, belly , back and legs .

 

[Changing4Best]

Oh, how awful!

 

[Mee]

Oh, how awful!

She’s ok now. I don’t know why she was in the roses - maybe went in after a mouse?

 

[Teasel]

This morning, in the middle of the floor was a soggy pukka nightime tea bag, with it's paper envelope discarded nearby.

Co worker is no 1 suspect

 

[Ronin]

My other coworkers have been protesting in chorus.

Then one of them hijacked a bicyclist and demanded a free ride.

The fountain bathing one hasn't shown up since that incident, but with his choice of bright red clothes and face paint, I wouldn't be showing my face -either-. That's what one gets for eating the red crayons instead of beige ones. :banghead:

 

[Changing4Best]

My bashful co-worker and bullish one seem to be getting along now. Yenta the matchmaker must have had a word with them. Yenta is a contractor that HR hires. I hope the boss isn't mad about that.

 

[Justmehere]

Today my co-worker farted and then appeared to enjoy licking the gas cloud of the fart.

 

[LuckiLee]

LOL @Justmehere. Thanks for the laugh!!