Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[bellbird]

Today I cleaned my laptop keyboard for the first time in a while.

My coworker obviously appreciated my cleanliness so much that he took it upon himself to shit on the keyboard and then start regurgitating bits of food and dropping them in between the keys. ?

 

[Friday]

Today my coworker did not appreciate being locked inside of a box, driven to an unknown location; where upon he was handed over to strangers, drugged, and had a thermometer shoved up his butt.

I can’t imagine why.

 

[barefoot]

Today my coworker jumped onto the desk, showed her bottom to the camera, then reached out her paw to gently press it to my lips.
While I was talking. To a client. On a video call.

Getting shushed on a call by my cat! ??‍

 

[gealach]

Today one of my coworkers sneezed on me. A big wet giant sneeze. And she did not apologize after.

My coworkers have been isolating for several years, so I assume they don't have covid... but you never know, they may have secret house parties when I'm out. I may have to call my employer...

 

[Changing4Best]

Sadly, my algae eater fish passed away. I guess he got tired of being bullied by Bully Fish. I don't plan on buying any more fish until Bully Fish dies. Co-workers do die too, we have to be ready for that.

 

[bellbird]

Today we weighed my co-worker on the kitchen scales.

47 grams.
AKA, less than the amount of butter I would use to make chocolate chip cookies.

 

[Justmehere]

My coworker just licked the floor. I have no idea what was on the floor. I saw nothing.

 

[Mee]

My husband’s coworker is lying on the end of our bed growling . Another one is yowling in the corridor outside our bedroom. Yet I am the one with a mental health diagnosis

 

[LuckiLee]

Thanks for bumping this thread up @bellbird.

 

[One step at a time]

My coworker got stuck in a cardboard box and had to be fished out - in the middle of a meeting.

 

[Friday]

My coworker was sick today... so I made him tuna-smoothies.

 

[FauxLiz]

Last night as I fell asleep in my "office", my coworker came over and licked my eyelid. I am not sure if she was checking to see if I was still alive or if I should be concerned she might want to eat me in my sleep.