What Makes You :) Today

[Raven]

I am becoming a lesbian for this chick. Where the hell is she? We will be cat ladies together.

 

[atilla]

awesome..:)

 

[Sarg]

Cool rescue! Way to go. So many would have just run over her.

Sarg

 

[Raven]

Coming home to a gift arrangement.

 

[Sarg]

My wife gift wrapped a brick of .22s once! Mind warp.

Sarg

 

[Raven]

I don't know what he, or anyone, sees in me. I've been at trainwreck status since I was 22. I change jobs and boyfriends like I change my underwear. I've been arrested more times than I can count on one hand. My insides are made of alcohol and blow. I'm like Courtney Love but without all the money and the posse of Suicide Girls following me about. I have a big nose and I chipped my front tooth opening a beer bottle when I was 19. And I'm a neurotic ball of PTSD, BPD, and APD so I've been medically declared a damaged asshole.

 

[combatgoldfish]

 

[Raven]

I've started speaking in biblical English just because it's entertaining.

I told someone thou shall fornicateth in a different direction.

 

[combatgoldfish]

I fornicate in whatever direction I want, hooah

 

[vikingr24]

What I do they don't call fornication.....It's called going blind.

 

[Raven]

My dog makes retarded faces

 

[Raven]

My plans for the day.

Petite girl, gigantic dog. His head really is the size of my torso.