What Makes You :) Today

[Deleted member 43454]

Sick lol.

 

[holdenmonty]

So what makes me happy today is. Today is the holiday potluck where I work and normally my family can't even come into the building that I work in so it's going to be kind of cool to be able to have them come in and show them the models of the satellites that they have hanging from the ceiling.

 

[combatgoldfish]

I'm walking back to my desk and some guy walks by me, stares at me for a second and as I pass says "You walk and look like an angry Staff Sargent". I've never spoken to this guy before lol

 

[holdenmonty]

So I have to brag about what makes me happy today. Even though where I work being in a one deep position causes me lots of stress at times, they truly are like family a lot of the time and today they just out did themselves. They wanted to show their appreciation for all that I do and all that I do that they don't realize it until I'm not here. So they gave me a big basket that takes two hands to carry because there is a ham, yams, a bag of marshmellows, two cans of green beans, a couple boxes of mac and cheese, a couple boxes of scalloped potatoes, a mag of chocolate chip cookie mix, a bag of sugar cookie mix, some hot wheels cars for my three year old, some wooden cars for my one year old, and some apples and oranges. In my seven years of service nobody has even come close to doing anything like this for me and I have never felt more appreciated then I do now. I still have the shit eating grin on my face and I don't think it will go away until after the holidays.

 

[OldDoorGunner]

 

[atilla]

Dammit, my memory is failing..I can't remember the cadence we did in basic about Jane Fonda..you could actually use profanity...before PC i guess.

 

[Friday]

Ha! I'd totally forgotten that, Atilla. We did, too. Half of us didn't know who the hell Jane Fonda was when we arrived, but man oh man, were we singing some colorful verses about her. But everything else was doggone, dagnab, etc. Except for Jane Fonda & c*nt-covers. I think that was the first time I'd ever even heard of f*cking someone through their eye socket. Trying to remember the rest of it.

 

[Sludge]

In a nasally, entitled hipster voice:

"So, Like, Ummm, is that Jane Fondue chic, like, wasn't she a exercise chick or something? Did she like slap some Marines for being fat or something?"

 

[Sludge]

Anyway, Im smiling as I have only had two hours of sleep, again....and I cannot feel my legs as Carlos the Warpug insisted on sleeping in my lap.

Problem is I really need to go take a leak and I do not know if I can walk that far with two numb and dumb feet...

 

[Friday]

Oh....and did we push for asking it!!!! :sick::sick::sick::eek::eek::eek::oops::oops::oops:

Yeah. We were set straight real fast. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Nuthin like being pitted in a South Carolina swamp for a few days to realign ones thinking on a subject.

Damn liberal educators.

 

[holdenmonty]

So it made me wonder who Jane Fonda is so I looked her up on google and she was a big anti Vietnam war person and anti war in general person so that's probably why you guys were doing jodies about jane fonda

 

[Friday]

Worse than that, Holden. Hanoi-Jane was a traitor & evil bitch.