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Power Tool Drag Races :D
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General notes:
This is a race only in the sense that it is loosely competitive. Is your racer funny as a lawyer with a face full of buckshot? Is it so goddamn pretty that you lie about the extent of your relationship with it? Is it such a marvel of engineering that it makes the heads of every engineer present visibly swell with the strain of comprehension and mute, tortured envy?
Our judges are notoriously corrupt, they will sell votes for lewd glances and warm beer. Our process is capricious and unsteady and possibly taking a cab.
If you think you are by god the very best bar none at something and you can get the audiance behind you, if you feel winning if you have either the right stuff, or just heaving metric fktons of the wrong, very wrong stuff, then you sir, madam, mizz, mizzter, you are IN THE GAME TO WIN!!!!!
Our trophies however weigh about sixty pounds so you may need help if you do win. In fact, if you enter, you probably need help.
We, obviously, do.
Link Removed
General notes:
This is a race only in the sense that it is loosely competitive. Is your racer funny as a lawyer with a face full of buckshot? Is it so goddamn pretty that you lie about the extent of your relationship with it? Is it such a marvel of engineering that it makes the heads of every engineer present visibly swell with the strain of comprehension and mute, tortured envy?
Our judges are notoriously corrupt, they will sell votes for lewd glances and warm beer. Our process is capricious and unsteady and possibly taking a cab.
If you think you are by god the very best bar none at something and you can get the audiance behind you, if you feel winning if you have either the right stuff, or just heaving metric fktons of the wrong, very wrong stuff, then you sir, madam, mizz, mizzter, you are IN THE GAME TO WIN!!!!!
Our trophies however weigh about sixty pounds so you may need help if you do win. In fact, if you enter, you probably need help.
We, obviously, do.
