Yo Momma Joke List

[anthony]

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Sprite!

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "f*ck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "f**k me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.

Oh god... I just made my own head hurt from laughing so hard at this one....

 

[anthony]

• Yo daddy's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.
• Yo daddy's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.
• Yo daddy's dick is so small, he'd been f*cking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.
• Yo daddy's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas.
• Yo daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.
• Yo daddy's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.
• Yo daddy's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.
• Yo daddy's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to f*ck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to f**k her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.

Ouch... and again... head hurts from laughing so much....

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy is so stupid, I told him if he can guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both, and he said three!

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Hey listen up yo yo
That was so low it's a no-no
But yo momma's got such a musical flow-o
She can play the flute through her ass*&(^

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy so fat, he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!

 

[anthony]

Yo daddy so stupid, he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed!

 

[anthony]

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

 

[anthony]

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.