Insert Swearish Rant Here

[Lola Nocheprieta]

Do you charge them a fee for having to come all the way out to their home/office just to turn around and leave? Maybe a flat fee or 1/3 to 1/2 the cost of cleaning? For your time and inconvenience? Think of it as an "inconsideration tax."

 

[Ronin]

For your time and inconvenience? Think of it as an "inconsideration tax."

^^ Wot she said.

 

[Neverthesame]

Think of it as an "inconsideration tax."

I like that.

Or maybe...
COMFE tax
Clients Obstructed Mother f*cking Ears tax.
:sneaky:

 

[Neverthesame]

For me today. It's f*ckING FREEZING OUTSIDE!!! Again!

Why? I mean I know it's f*cking Canada, but enough already!
Not to mention my f*cking nose won't stop running. Unless of course I'm outside, then it actually becomes a f*cking snotsicle EEWW!!

Oh. And to that stupid little shit who drove his shitty little sports coupe up the f*cking alley at 3kph, and 9000rpm. Thanks for turning that uphill road into a skating rink you prick!

Oh and Canadian Government, why isn't it legal to throw a brick through that f*cking kids windshield? (When he's not in it of course... I'm not crazy..... yeah...:woot:)

-25C Should be illegal. Freezing my ass off here... That's-13F for you Americans. At least the conversion app is easy to use. Oh yeah! There's another thing. Why can't I use a touch screen with gloves on. Can't feel my f*cking fingers now, damnit!....

 

[Changing4Best]

My dad used to say "Sons a' bitches" a lot, and he'd cuss out my mom something awful sometimes, but when she would say "f*ck you!" to him, he knew that she had reached her limit, and he would shut up. My niece never heard my mother say this, and when I told her about this, she cheered for my mom.

Me? I don't cuss much, but I had occasion to cuss today when someone mentioned the word "gossip" and went on about how they had been cussing about someone at work. I HATE gossip, and I wanted to say something nasty, but instead said that I have been the object of gossip several times and it hurts. That opened a few eyes I think. And nothing more was said about the person at that person's job. Who knows, but maybe I will save that person some future grief!

 

[Ronin]

This time to my dentist:

Bloody hell. If you f*cking listened months ago when I accurately reported pain instead of f*cking shaming me about movements I can't bloody f*cking do because of nerve damage (and I f*cking told you so.) I wouldn't be at the f*cking point I now am. Useless f*cking sucker. Like the bloody rest of them.

So I can succesfully tick 'check' on 'all the doctors in this place I met are useless bloody shitstains.' A shame. You were my f*cking rope back with 'Not ALL doctors'.

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

Damn sorry about your experience with doctors & dentists, @Ronin. That blows.

Points for the correct usage of "shitstains" as it applies to the medical profession!

 

[Ronin]

Points for the correct usage of "shitstains"

:D:wideeyed::sneaky:

Now my my, I'm wondering what the 'incorrect' usage of that word would be. :hilarious:

 

[Deleted member 541]

@Ronin Dentist suck, I hate those Mother f*ckers.

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

@Ronin, I believe the incorrect usage of the term "shitstains" is when used to denote people whose behavior requires greater epithets, such as "motherf*cking jackass douchebags" or something like that, OR used to describe people who are annoying but so insignificant as to be a waste of breath or keystrokes to call them anything at all.

:smug:

 

[Ronin]

"motherf*cking jackass douchebags"

Shitful f*ckbags who don't get pozole offers, nor cocoa, nor anything else shared with homies. :sneaky::cool:

(= Word comprehended. I got a variant of it. :P LMAO.)

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

:hilarious::roflmao::p LMFAO ... I love you, man!