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[JarHed]

the Navy created sex, so I told him, "yeah, and the Marines taught it to women"

Sounds like a Marine made that up. :ROFLMAO:

 

[Sarg]

Damn, I never realized until now how boring the Air Force is.

Sarg

 

[tho9900]

Raven that sounds like my Uncle and Great Uncle, they both wanted to join the Navy at the start of WWII... got to Houston and the next morning they showed up at MEPS.. My Uncle was signed in, my great uncle? he got in a fight at a bar the night before and chipped a tooth badly so they turned him down... he was walking down the hall with his hands in his pockets and the Army induction guy said "Hey pal what's wrong?" lol 4 yrs and 487 bombing missions on B-25's in the Pacific with the AAC later, WWII ended and that tooth was fine.. He ended up flying on the B-36's right before he retired.. that would be the ride of a lifetime!

The uncle who ended up in the Navy? He was an avid duck hunter growing up... so he had leading a target down like you don't know.. he was a tail gunner on dive bombers... he was so good they stuck him as an instructor most of the war.. all he wanted to do was go to a carrier. he finally got orders and as he landed in Pearl he found out the second bomb got dropped and the war was over..

 

[Sarg]

This guy really needed to rush out and buy a lotto ticket!

Only in the Air Force!

Sarg

 

[Sarg]

Hell, he's an LC what do you expect?

Sarg

 

[Wagon]

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[Need an Oasis]

Raven, I wanted to join the Air Force but failed the eye test. Same story. The Air Force recruiter said, try the Army, they take anyone.

 

[Wagon]

Why did the Navy change from using bar soap to using powder soap?


cuz it takes longer to pick up!!


The Air Force builds airbases by building luxurious clubs, sweet barracks, a great golf course, theater, and mess-hall. THEN they go back and ask Congress for MORE money to build hangars, runways and fueling storage.

The Navy builds an air station by building the runway and hangars and fueling depot, a golf course and sweet officer's club... and that's IT.

The Marines just move onto an old airbase and paint everything Red and Gold.



I loved the Marine/Navy rivalry. Allot of the jokes I know are actually meant to start a fight. Nothing worse than Marines and Sailors being in the same bar.... not introduced and drunk.

For the most part fights were avoided but if someone did do something stupid I would have to say the Marines cleaned house. However, it was best not to gloat because the Squids secret weapon is as long as there is a breath of life left and you can pick yourself off the ground, you can easily grab a bottle and bash the guy in the back of the head. Yahoo! I win...and then you call a corpsman.

 

[Lee C]

This guy really needed to rush out and buy a lotto ticket!

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Only in the Air Force!

Sarg

Would be even more interesting if they were reversing in and had gone for a break ?
Is that me or is it medication time? :)

 

[JarHed]

The Marines just move onto an old airbase and paint everything Red and Gold.

OK, hears a really funny joke about the Marine Corps. They pride themselves by sending back a portion of the funding that they receive. It's the 'We can make do with what we have' mindset. Although I do personally like that, I was issued the same pack as was used during the Criamean War. Sorry about the spelling.

 

[Jimmy1]

An oldie but a goodie over here.

The Navy navigate by the stars,
The Army sleep under the stars,
And the Air Force choose their motel rooms by the stars.

 

[Lee C]

An oldie but a goodie over here.

The Navy navigate by the stars,
The Army sleep under the stars,
And the Air Force choose their motel rooms by the stars.

And that is worldwide !;)