What Makes You :) Today

[Sarg]

I used to be a construction inspector on large public works projects. We went way overboard on placards, barricades, signs ect., just to keep the idiots out of the construction zones. We had a sewer trench open on a heavily traveled road and I arrived to find a newer model Cadillac lodged sideways down in the trench, with all my Basque pipelayers trying to extricate a rather drunk elderly woman out of the drivers window.

I didn't have a clue on what to do next. I attribute it to my uncontrollable laughter.

Sarg

 

[dutchiedelta]

It's off the map car parking day.
Again, not funny for the owner but how did he get to this stage?

*scratching head*

 

[dutchiedelta]

What makes me happy? Not taking this tour ~

THUD! Yikes.
Finally had the mustard to watch it and yikes!

 

[5line]

so Hurricane Iselle was no big deal. I'm currently located on the E coast of the Big Island. Is it wrong that i was excited about the prospect of a civil emergency? i mean i don't want anyone to get hurt or lose property, but now that its over i feel disappointed. sort of depressed about it. is that twisted or what?

 

[Friday]

Is it wrong that i was excited about the prospect of a civil emergency? i

Okay. That made me smile.

 

[OldDoorGunner]

so Hurricane Iselle was no big deal. I'm currently located on the E coast of the Big Island. Is it wrong that i was excited about the prospect of a civil emergency? i mean i don't want anyone to get hurt or lose property, but now that its over i feel disappointed. sort of depressed about it. is that twisted or what?

f*ck yes......it's twisted, for normal people. But we are not normal people, we just like to have a good time, when we can. :D:D:D:):):):whistle::whistle::whistle:

J R

 

[Friday]

we just like to have a good time, when we can. :D:D:D:):):):whistle::whistle::whistle:J R

Bullshitting sidebar (sea stories, whatever)

11 Marines
6 SeaBees
1 Hurricane
___________
So. Much. Fun.

They evacuated the base and left us to "clean up" the hurricane as it was ongoing (I think we may have been being punished for something). 3 feet of water, rooftiles flying everywhere, trees bent, and whoooooooeeeeee! Could we make those trucks do some awesome donuts! Catch the wind, and the tide right, and surf the suckers along the hanger walls. Who knew govvies could be amphibious! Water up to our waists and the damn trucks still purred (glugged) along just fine. Came in looking like drowned rats, to frozen rations, but mixed company.

I <3 SeaBees

 

[5line]

I remember the awesome typhoon parties we had at Kadena. Wow. As soon as we were TC-1C it was time to head to the class6 for some soju and beer. things i learned: you can't dress up in all your battle rattle and a bed sheet and jump off the roof and expect to fly.

 

[Chin Strapped]

Apparently this is from a film called the watchmen; sent by a mate and it made me smile..

Depression:

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

Life just isn't that simple..

 

[Friday]

I'm edgy as f*ck right at the moment... And decided biting my knuckles would be a good way not to throw a full on tantrum. It wasn't until I let go that I suddenly remembered: (Because it's been a long ass time since I've done it. Totally forgot! I mean, ya just don't do it.)

And this is why I don't punch people in the mouth!

Whoops.

:censored:

I realize this isn't the kind of thing that would make most people smile... But shit.

 

[dutchiedelta]

. And decided biting my knuckles would be a good way not to throw a full on tantrum. .

Throatpunch dear, throatpunch. With open hand and grab that windpipe.
Easier on the knuckles.

Damn that is sick we can both :) about this.

 

[Friday]

Its a win/win! A- No tantrum. B-StupidStupidStupid (good reminder)

I mean, you only ever punch someone in the mouth once. Too many movies. But I kinda forgot why. I mean, ya just don't do it. Some things just set in. Blink. Blink. Oh yeah. And that's why. :Hangs head in shame: Still trying to back pedal outta that one.