Lol... The only problem there is that 'I'm not a smart man, Jenny.' :p
I steal my kid's rigs (and gamer tag) to play on Steam... But the avionics mechs banned me from even looking at the electronics... If that gives you an idea how inept I am with boards, & wires, & whazzits. I break shit just by being too close to it, much less glaring at it. Straight up mechanics I grok. All the ongoing work & fiddling needed with teeny tiny bits of... Lmao... Run! Run! Don't let her touch it! (I did not break it! I was nowhere near it!). If my kid wasn't around to explode his stuff and futz with it on a regular basis? I wouldn't even know what steam is ;)
I really need something that comes in a box. All put together and perfect and relatively unbreakable.