Justmehere
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1.) Why does EVERYTHING weird happen to me?! Walking down the street to go volunteer in a not-so-safe-part-of-town, and a guy runs up HALF nAkEd and pelts me with 1/2 a loaf of BREAD. Slice by slice. Because of course this happens. He yelled something about a princess and ran off... as high as a kite.
2.) My service dog ate a slice of the bread. I hope she doesn't get sick.
3.) Is it Friday yet? oh yeah, it is. Well then how did I get stuck in the Mondayest of Fridays?
4.) Maybe I shouldn't say everything weird happens to me. I'm sure there is plenty of weird to go around.
5.) I'm glad I didn't get mugged. Just a run by breading. Really, it could have been worse.
2.) My service dog ate a slice of the bread. I hope she doesn't get sick.
3.) Is it Friday yet? oh yeah, it is. Well then how did I get stuck in the Mondayest of Fridays?
4.) Maybe I shouldn't say everything weird happens to me. I'm sure there is plenty of weird to go around.
5.) I'm glad I didn't get mugged. Just a run by breading. Really, it could have been worse.
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