Alright We Need More Jokes

[marc and honey]

 

[Jimmy1]

Any Whitney Houston Jokes???

When Whitney died, the first two paramedics that arrived called in 'Its Houston, we have a problem'.

What is black, lays on the floor, has white around its nose, and will always love you. No, its not what you think, its a Border Collie.

 

[Anglesachse]

Seeing as you asked Jimmy, The rest of you, yeah watch your toes

1,
What is 6" long and did not get sucked on Valentines day?
Whitney Houston crack pipe

2,
what does the Costa Concordia and Whitney houston have in common?
The crack ruined the party

3,
What was Whitney Houston`s last hit?
the crack pipe.

4,
Whitney has won 6 Grammy`s in 14 years
slightly less impressive is the 6 gramms in 14 seconds

5,
What was Whitney Houston doing in the bath?
Washing her crack!

 

[Ned]

What do spiders & Whitney Houston have in common?

Neither of 'em can get out of the bath....

 

[BV101]

Heroic Bosnian soldier Milo has returned from an VRS cleaning operation in west Sarajevo, and he speaks to his best friend and fellow ljiljan Bilo.

This was maybe near the Oslobođenje buildings. You know them Ned? Near the tramline…

So Milo says ”hej Bilo I found some chetnik girl tied to the tramline”.
Bilo, “no.. really”?
Milo, “yes… absolute. With no clothes”.
Bilo, “sooo… did you… touch her breasts”?
Milo “yes, I played with them a lot”!
Bilo, “did you f*ck her a little”?
Milo “I f*ck her a lot! I was like Zeljo striker”!
Bilo, “did you do he in the dirty play like a Macedonian”?
Milo, “yes, I got into her dirty hole.. and no complaints”!
Bilo, “did you present gospodin pipe to her mouth”?
Milo, “no Bilo my friend.. I didn’t put it in her mouth”.
Bilo, “You did the ass, but not the mouth? Why Kamerad? Why not the mouth”.
Milo…”Well I could not do it… Her head was missing”…

Haha! The chetnik girl had no head, probably chopped off, but Milo still did her in the dirty place!

Genius.

 

[Ned]

I know it, on the right just after spaghetti junction if you're coming from Ilidze towards the town centre.
I think Milo may be related to Carl.........

 

[Zipperhead]

Carllll, That kills people!

 

[Zipperhead]

Just for you Red

 

[BV101]

I know it, on the right just after spaghetti junction if you're coming from Ilidze towards the town centre.

..

Yes yes! At the very start the JNA tried to move some M84 tanks up there and into town. We had to move up mitsubishi avenue to form line 3 of our defence, but they didn't get so far as us. We were located across the road from Oslobođenje, where there are some new small warehouses. Then the following night, we got to go back to lovely Dobrinja.

 

[Jimmy1]

 

[Jimmy1]

What was the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse???? 203 days

 

[Sludge]

I hope that dude with the paper bag had a jet, all fueled up, engines running when he did that!

Sarg

And here I always thought EOD had big sacks...

But, you can tell it was photoshopped because the bag man clearly has all tem fingers and both arms...
(Sorry EOs, I just couldn't resist a 'splosive gag...)