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[Wagon]

Confirms everything I thought about fish-heads..

Funny you should say that.....It reminded me of some incidents on my first ship involving Navy Housing before the squid even shows up in the video.

Walking home from a shipmates house.

Q"Christ, do you think he knows his wife may have been a man at one point?"
A"Maybe, but he does get to live off the ship when we are in port."

We were at the closest base to New York City. Add a large population of Submariners........New Orleans could not even compete with the weirdness of New London, Conn.

 

[Red Hood Joker]

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard-on." The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the f*cking bed"

 

[Jimmy1]

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.

'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
CAMPBELTOWN , SCOTLAND.

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'

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A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

(WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

 

[JarHed]

OK, here's a laugh for today. :ROFLMAO:

 

[Ned]

Ahhh.. French Technologists. That has to be Les Deuxiemes, n'est pas?

 

[Tim Cake]

Canada's Royal 22nd?

 

[Ned]

Yep, would be about right.

 

[Jimmy1]

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[Wagon]

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[Ned]

It's not a problem, I don't need it, I only do it socially......

 

[Wagon]

Sometimes......It really ends up like this. Many people don't understand, but I certainly do

 

[Wagon]

And now for something more educational.........The truth about hedgehogs.