April Fools List A Prank

[popeye]

During another sleepless night I was going to google something and to my surprise google is pulling a prank. They are saying they changed their name to Topeka. Also you know the search thing gives you a time I took to search something. Well they messed with that too, apparently you can now search the word fart at warp 9.35.

Anyway I figured I would list a few pranks that I have done myself.
1. Replace sugar with salt for coffee.
2. Replace milk with soy milk.
3. Scotch tape on the kitchen sink sprayer.
4. Cling wrap over the toilet bowl.
5. 12:01 a.m. wake up with a bucket of water.
6. Called my Mom and told her the wife's tube tying didn't work.
7. Screwed my brother's door shut.
8. Dad stole my brothers brand new truck, removed the tires and steering wheel and placed them where the truck was parked originally.
9. Shaving cream inside work boots.
10. Vaseline on steering wheel of the car.
11. Remove hinge pins on front door and put the door back in place.

I hope this helps some of you have a good prank. Any other ideas are welcome. Happy April fools.:thumbs-up:clap:

 

[midi]

My April Fool's today is telling peeps that I'm 'in a relationship.' Bahahahaha!

 

[anni]

My husband is the one. I really wouldn't want to work with him. He's also a chemist by training so... yea. Last year a guy at his office just had been annoying the cr*p out of everyone by using his rolling office chair chair to go back and forth between desk, printer, etc in his office. It was just constant, noisy and he wouldn't listen to anyone's request to tone it down a tad. Dave made a TON of those little, tiny balls which make little ( harmless but very noisy) explosions when squished.He spread them all over this guy's office floor-everywhere. This guy I guess spent the day rolling that dam chair around and getting blasted with noise everytime he moved. He never figured out who did it and Dave came home SO happy. He's the King of straight faces, chemistry and April Fools. That's just one-I think it's the one which made him the happiest though.

 

[ISupportHer]

Not a April Fools Day specific prank but:

There were 3 of us that worked together. 2 males and 1 female. The female had borrowed the other guy's car. So she, as a joke, had a spare key made and then almost every day would go move his car in the parking lot. First it was just a few spots then gradually increased the distance. Finally when the other guy was routinely finding his car on the opposite side of the building, he got suspicious. Took a while though.

ISH

 

[2quilt]

OMG I am so glad that Popeye does not know where I live! Your mind works way too hard.

My husband is one of those clueless geniuses. When he was living in Ohio, his coworkers moved his desk closer and closer to the wall an inch per day until Husband had to squeeze sideways to get into his cubicle. It did not dawn on him until he was completely unable to get through. Yes, he's a scientist. How did you guess.

 

[catjudo]

The husband of one of my best friends (who happens to live 1,000 miles away) played a pretty good group prank today. Fortunately, before the prank made it's way to me, my friend called me in a panic to make sure she got in touch with me before I saw the prank so that I wouldn't fall for it and know that it wasn't for real.

He found an ultrasound picture online, photoshopped it so that it had my friend's (his wife) name, info, etc. on it. Then he posted the pic to his facebook page this morning with a caption something to the effect of meet the newest member of the "xxxx" family (8 weeks). Total bullshit, but judging by the comments he got, he had quite a few people going for a little while. (They're in their mid-20's, have only been married about two years, don't have any children yet, have been talking about starting a family and everyone is excited and wanting them to, but her husband just hasn't committed to whether it is the right time or they should wait a little longer. So for him to post this really had a lot of people excited, and then their disappointment set in when they realized what he was up to.)

 

[ISupportHer]

OK, I can't take credit for this. Frankie sent it to me!

Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 94
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night in April?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me
Defense attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: ]It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

:rofl:

ISH

 

[anni]

I hate it when I'm sitting here in the room all alone, not just laughing but it's getting louder with every post and people come from other parts of the house to see what the h*ll is going on. This whole page was indescribable, thank you SO much!

 

[popeye]

I was doing some research for the best april fools jokes ever. While doing my search I found these.
1915: On April 1, 1915, in the midst of World War I, a French aviator flew over a German camp and dropped what appeared to be a huge bomb. The German soldiers immediately scattered in all directions, but no explosion followed. After some time, the soldiers crept back and gingerly approached the bomb. They discovered it was actually a large football with a note tied to it that read, "April Fool!"

1994: An article by John Dvorak in PC Computing magazine described a bill going through Congress that would make it illegal to use the internet while drunk, or to discuss sexual matters over a public network. The bill was supposedly numbered 040194 (i.e. 04/01/94), and the contact person was listed as Lirpa Sloof (April Fools backwards). The article said that the FBI was going to use the bill to tap the phone line of anyone who "uses or abuses alcohol" while accessing the internet. Passage of the bill was felt to be certain because "Who wants to come out and support drunkenness and computer sex?" The article offered this explanation for the origin of the bill: "The moniker 'Information Highway' itself seems to be responsible for SB 040194... I know how silly this sounds, but Congress apparently thinks being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is." The article generated so many outraged phone calls to Congress that Senator Edward Kennedy's office had to release an official denial of the rumor that he was a sponsor of the bill.