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Biebers Final Performance Ever ... Bieber Gets The Boot ..

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ONE NIGHT ONLY, ONE SONG, BY ONE ARTIST PLEASE WELCOME ... THE ONE , THE ONLY, THE MOST REVILED PUTRID SICKENING ALLEGED NEW ..... KING !!!! of POP .
THE MAN MOTHER NATURE REGRETS EVER CREATING,,,,,,,

JUSTIN BIEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ The Crowd go WILLLLLLLLD!


In Glorious technicolour Celebration of the 7th Anniversary of @Nicolette 's Joining this family of online supporters and Sufferers alike. Nicolette will be honoured for her diligent service to this forum.

She and @anthony will be your Guest stars.

All forum members, staff and Us lot alike are hereby cordially invited to attend the World's reaction to Silly-Santa's realisation that he has been tranformed into psychic-santa now and can read the populations minds and this is the one thought over 60% of the planet want but are just too damn scared to actually say live on TV.

Thank-fully, a very kind member, a very dilligent member at that (unknown Identity) has located Santa_Lauries :giggle: .........

Which Santa had unfortunatelly mislaid the other day in the forum and it had rolled under the fridge for all eternity until this as yet, unknown member located it, washed it off, carefully placed it back in it's purple velvet lined :giggle:box and returned it to the ornament display case.

Phew Santa was beginning to worry he had lost his :giggle: forever ....... Nah Santa never loses his :giggle:


I must firstly apologise before I actually open the imagination giggle box flood gates and compose myself as I am Laughing so much my Big Fat Santa Shaped Belly is Wobbling ! :D I am So glad I Got My :giggle: back..... :p

OOPSY... Santa has just received a notification for his Grammer in a previous thread.... No Problem Santa will make sure Granny_Santa gets her kind letter safe, later when she goes to bed with her Horlicks and cookies.....

Santa Looks the Very Nice Staff Member in the eye :wink:s and shrugs his shoulders whilst saying "Well, "I blame it on my :giggle: :p " PING that will be a thread title as yet to be :giggle:ized by Santa.


Well I'm Sorry America - BUT YOU voted.......... over 200,000 ardent supporters for this campaign have spoken, wether the world leaders agree or not the PLANET has reacted to this vote En-Mass.

Voted in their Trillions. Votes are being collated from every part of the known civilized and yet un-discovered parts of the planet. The voted are IN and the Unanimous vote is .............


Dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!!

18 Trillions vote have been submitted World Wide for inclusion, all bar 1 are unanimous in their desire to have JUSTIN BIEBER firmly and rather sharply KICKED in the Backside Sorry "Gentlemans Rectreating Little Bieber Parts....... This .... Thing MUST NEVER be allowed to pro-create!!!

(Santa Must remember his Grammer.. must not get her in trouble again with the Mod's :p )

Our Main Event Supported by the Lovely ....... NAH we don't need a support act... they just detract from the :giggle:s

For This Night ONLY .... Yes Ladies and Gentlemen Exclusivelly for the MyPTSD Chatroom and Honoured Guests.... Starring the Man Himself ..... The One The Only ....JUSTIN BIEBER!!!


Justins Final Performance Ever in front of a WORLWIDE TV Audience. For the Entertainment factor and therapeutic value that :giggle:ing has The Soon to be released .....Exclusivelly LIVE in the MyPTSD Chatroom for one night only.

The Man ........ Well ........ Mis-Creation By Mother Nature..... that is .....Justin Bieber will be singing Live for you "Bieber Gets The BOOT! LOL...... :roflmao: ..... oopsy .... No he wont .... he will be screaming in abject PAIN as @Santa_Laurie and a very willing accomplice as yet to be Identified, as it depends who KICKS with their LEFT foot as Hard as Santa Does with his steel toed, workmans pointy tipped Wellington's.

Will Be Kicked BY SANTA and ACCOMPLICE..... Auditions currently taking place in the back practice hall adjoining the Chat-Room... entrance through the main chat-Hall to the rear of the stage, left at the pool table and please don't upset the Goats!..


Legal Disclaimer:-

all entrants must be aged 21 or over for safety reasons, both sufferers or supported alike are invited to take part in these auditions. Own boot must be supplied and no damages can be claimed for deliberate or accidental injury suffered by the successful contestant.... all rights resserved. Santa C/O Member 20280/myptsd.com :p


.... To Be CONTINUED..... LATER THIS EVENING RIGHT HERE..... IN YOUR VERY OWN CHAT_ROOM.....

Time to be confirmed later.

as it depends when Santa has picked himself up from the floor and composed himself enough.... All Participents are remided to remove the blank CD from their Imagination Drives and Insert the Custom made :giggle: in the drive, patterned side up, with the Logo Hologram facing the North Pole....

Accidental or incorrect insertion will although NOT prove fatal or long lasting ..... WILL result in a possible :giggle: overload of the circuity of the players neural synapsees !!! these do not hurt or have any long lasting side effect but do tend to cause raucous laughter by members......

Brought to you by MyPSTD produtions inc Chatroom Members Amateur Dramatic's Association.

Supporting actors supplied from the Muppets Show ..... Unfortunatelly Kermit can't make it as He has seen the photos of @anthony 's impression of Kermit and realised that he really is not worthy to share the same stage....... poor Kermit
 
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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: hahahahahahaha!!!!! I cant wait for this event! Where can I buy tickets?? lol I would also like to audition!!!!:photogenic::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

Seriously! I cant stop laughing!!!!! I'm even being stared at by my fiance because I literally just burst out laughing!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
 
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ALL CONTESTANTS AND POTENTIAL PERFORMERS ARE REMINDED THAT ONLY THE LEFT STEEL TOE CAPPED WELLINGTON BOOT IS REQUIRED.

All entrants must me myptsd registered and have remebered to bring their "Amateur Dramatics Anonymous Equity Cards" as proof of Identity.... All fee's payable in advance and no refunds are offered.

Please see the advertisments regarding the supply of refreshments kindly dontated by various cake making members, soft drinks and lollipos supplied by MORRISONS.... :D[DOUBLEPOST=1402595485,1402595334][/DOUBLEPOST]NO PETS PERMITTED IN THE AUDITORIUM FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY REASONS AS ANIMAL :poop: gets very slippery when the actors are crying hysterically at just how silly they can get when they really let their Imagination :giggle:s really go for it. :)
 
Oh apologies readers but I forgot to mention that the only person who voted for Bieber to remain attached by gravitational pull to the surface or the Earth was a Pot Bellied Piglet called Gemma who lives in the Peruvian Rain Forest.... She has never actually heard of him just wanted an argument.. :P
 
Dear Santa Please KICK BIEBER IN THE BO!!OCKS

Sung to the well known happy tune
Glory,Glory Halleluia.

Ist Verse.

Dear Santa Please kick Bieber in the Bo!!cks
Dear Santa Please kick Bieber in the Bo!!cks
Dear Santa Please kick Bieber in the Bo!!cks
And My pain go away.

2nd Verse

Dear Santa Please kick Bieber in the Bo!!cks
Dear Santa Please kick Bieber in the Bo!!cks
Dear Santa Please kick Bieber in the Bo!!cks
And My pain go away.

.... The Mantra to roar the Crowds into voice is as follows....

Santa Santa,Please kick Bieber,
Santa Santa,Please kick Bieber,
Santa Santa,Please kick Bieber,
Santa Santa,Please kick Bieber,
Santa Santa,Please kick Bieber,
Santa Santa,Please kick Bieber,

Shouted at the top of the voice as Many times as it takes for Santa and His Accomplice in causing Bieber to be rocketed to the part of the Moon that is still left, after the unfortunate incident a few weeks ago when a certain, Unamed Member of the Amateur Dramatics Therapy Club left a child aged 5 yrs old in control of a space Rocket and it Crashed into the Moon shattering most of into deep space. Duh Silly Panda :P
 
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As an incentive for members to Partake in the festivities surrounding this glorious day.

Santa has decided to acceed to the numerous text messages and emails and Forum Alerts begging Santa to reinstate the REAL KING of ROCK ........ ELVIS.

As a Condition of Elvis's release from eternal Damnation as unfortunatelly he DID go to hell ... :) Elvis will have to straighten his Quiff as that hairstyle makes him look like Biebers Granddad. Santa Cringes at the thought!

If Elvis complies with the conditions of his release from Purgatory He will then Be instated into the Position of President Of the United States Of America and will Rule over ALL Americans for Etenity.


Lots of Love SANTA
 
Well The Dastardly Dead is done.

Unfortunatelly the Chatt room really is way too small for 30000 Members to fit so Santa and few of his ;giggle: chums decided that instead of Kicking Bieber deftly and HARD in the genitalia they would change their strategy and get rid of him PERMANENTLY.

What follows is a sad part of this tale to write.

RIP JUSTIN BIEBER ! You will not! be missed.

Well Santa and the Chums were eating dinner whilst poking Bieber with long pointed sticks to make him squeal... just for a :giggle:

When Santa and a certain member of this forum who shall remain nameless but has a fetish for blowing things up with Nuclear Warheads on a Catastrophic scale of 50 Megatonnes !

Between us we rammed one right up Bieber Bottom and lit the blue litmus paper.

Two of their chums were waiting on the Helipad in Santas newT3000 Rocket Sleigh for a quick getaway in case things got Messy.

WELL What happened next was hilarious !.

Bieber inhaled and the litmus already lit was sucked right up his Bottom and He IMPLODED in a Huge Explosion of Anti-Matter.

Now I must apologise for the Mess in the Chatroom but there are Bieber Bits all over the furniture and goo all over the walls. Blowing Bieber up was much more fun than Kicking him.

Lots of Love Santa

@nursenurse in answer to your last question Yes I did and got lovely 3 1/2 hours :) then the phone rang and the Lovely K pointed me in the right direction for grounding as she always does because she is the first person in the real world that has identified Lauries needs and actually helped.

TTFN
 
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Oh and we had to change the song just a tad to this.

Ed and Santa Put a Bomb up Biebers BUM!
Ed and Santa Put a Bomb up Biebers BUM!
Ed and Santa Put a Bomb up Biebers BUM!
And blew the little fellow away !

Edited last by Mod as that particular profanication word really is not a nice thing to say in front of ladies!

Sleep Tight In the Knowledge that the early demise of Bieber will live on for eternity now right here in this thread and is anyone wants a night time :giggle:

my Pleasure SANTA_Laurie

For information Purposes I use these kind of imagination writing as a way of self therapy since My Therapist identified that My inner Child was inside me still and he wanted me to write fown that Childs fears, dreams and aspirations.

This was the end result of these writing was an exxplosion of childhood stories I had buried deep insdie my Trauma Bank. Upon opening it for the first time as an adult My Therapist and I explored more about why I had these vivid imaginings. He soon Identified a very scared little me inside who would create fantasy stories to be safe from the abuses his young body was being subjected to.

Whilst I was being abused JCB identified that I would disocciate the abuse by going to these fantasy places and being happy mentally whilst the abuses carried on outside my safe imagination to my physical 5 yr old body. And I have been able, as a result of going back there now as an adult to develope them as a therapy to sooth me ever since. Myself and several other chat members regularly use this kind of playtime therapy and litterally :giggle: at each other.
 
Uhm, Who the HECK said he is the new King of Pop!?!?!? Michael Jackson will always be the king of pop, just like Elvis will always be the king of Rock. Once he has a career that spans the length of Michael's THEN, and ONLY then can you do a potential comparison. So yeah, not for another 30+ years.
 
Shame he never will neither....... coz me and NAUGHTY @Ed Norton BLEW HIM UP LOL....... PS THE STRINGY BIT DANGLING FROM THE CHALLENDELEER IS BIEBERS WILLY LOL

Night night sweet dreams and I hope we can all find out inner :giggle: buttons.
 
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