"dash Button" - Lazy? Crazy? Cool?

[lostforgottensoul]

So I found this when surfing on Amazon. It's a button for about every prodict you can think of, connected to wifi, and orders it through amazon with a push of the button. Lazy?

 

[8888]

I kind of think it's lazy but I guess it could be considered convenient.

 

[Silver.]

I like the concept, but it's super lazy lol

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Like what the f*ck happened to putting a shopping list on the fridge and writing shit down on it when you are out?

This reminds me of ordering products through the fridge in a smart home, or at least a smart fridge, but didn't realize something like this was out.

 

[nursenurse]

Did you see the number of those buttons available...? I honestly thought this had to be an April Fool's joke, then I looked it up on Hoax slayer. The first thing I would do with these things is lose them, unintentionally if I thought to purchase them.....No wonder we are getting to be such a lazy arsed overweight society, Even the computer is getting to be too much work...

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Did you see the number of those buttons available...?

Right? And you have to buy them individually. You'd think that they could sell one button to program several brands or types of things together. So one in the kitchen for kitchen items. One in the bathroom for bathroom items. Etc.

One button for every single item is a bit much.

Plus what if a 2 year old hits the button 1000 times? Like 2 year olds do. 1000 packages of Charmin LOL!

 

[nursenurse]

I can just see having a wall of buttons, and yes, the sticky fingered kids ordering a years' worth of Charmin and Listerine, enough to keep both end fresh :D

 

[Silver.]

you two have me cracking up, I needed this today :roflmao::roflmao: thank you!

 

[lostforgottensoul]

and yes, the sticky fingered kids ordering a years' worth of Charmin and Listerine, enough to keep both end fresh

There's a Trojan one. That gets ordered in bulk? :bored: Damn amount of sex going on if you have a button to bulk order Trojans when you are low. I'm jealous lol! :hilarious:

 

[nursenurse]

Damn amount of sex going on if you have a button to bulk order Trojans

You mean Trojans aren't viruses.....?

Sort of on topic but off topic, many moons ago, I was a working as a dispensary assistant, with my BFF the pharmacist. We had a drawer of OTC meds and such that sticky fingered folks and adults had opened and put back on the shelves. The pharmacies in those days were raised so you were always looking down at the customer. One day the BFF was dealing with someone who was giving her grief, so ever the smart arse that I was, found the open box of Trojans, blew them up one by one, and went down on the floor and let them sail above and behind the customer...
Just imagining the fun I could have with a bulk order of those suckers....Oh, and the customer was oblivious, but the BFF was not, turning every shade of red :D

 

[Naoru]

I do not know why you need a million Dash Buttons when you can have the Amazon Echo to do it all. :whistling::rolleyes:

 

[lostforgottensoul]

@nursenurse, someone had put a blown up condom in my locked locker in 6th grade. I have no idea how they got it in there unless they slid it in the slot and then blew it up.

I was known as the school's slut and so that was a bullying tatic.

You mean Trojans aren't viruses.....?

Haha, funny thing, my older customer's get very confused and many upset at me when I say "you're computer has a trojan". Many older folks still call it a trojan horse. Which is how trojans got their name. But many older people have no idea that a trojan is a type of malware and think you are being "fresh" with them or speaking about improper stuff.

Amazon Echo

I cant seem to speak to my phone, let alone another cylender device. Lol. I don't like to speak. Id rather type. So im good lol.